| Dec 30 | Crappy New Year |
| Dec 28 | Walkie Talkie Blockie |
| Dec 26 | Free Patreon Comic! |
| Dec 23 | Joined at the Zip |
| Dec 21 | Keep Your Friends Close and Your Co-Workers Closer |
| Dec 19 | Death Be Not Proud |
| Dec 16 | Ctrl Alt Deceased |
| Dec 14 | Bed Bath and Beyond Caring |
| Dec 12 | My Life Is Going down the Tubes |
| Dec 9 | Charity Case |
| Dec 7 | Now Hear Me Out |
| Dec 5 | Gas, Grass, or Crash |
| Dec 2 | Clothes Bake the Man |
| Nov 30 | Par for the Force |
| Nov 28 | Lazy Like a Fox |
| Nov 25 | That’s Music to My Fears |
| Nov 23 | A Hair-Weather Friend |
| Nov 21 | A Button for Punishment |
| Nov 18 | Who’s Gonna Chide Your Child’s Courses |
| Nov 16 | Up Ship Creek Without a Missile |
| Nov 14 | You Might Take It with You |
| Nov 10 | A Glitch in Time |
| Nov 9 | Caste My Vote |
| Nov 7 | Read It and Sleep |
| Nov 4 | 30 Minutes or Your Mugging Is Free |
| Nov 3 | All Work and No Lay |
| Nov 2 | Better Luck Text Time |
| Nov 1 | Big Fish in a Stall Pond |
| Oct 31 | Phil the Void |
| Oct 28 | My Fate is Sealed |
| Oct 27 | Moody Two Shoes |
| Oct 26 | As I Live and Seethe |
| Oct 25 | To Smoke One’s Ego |
| Oct 24 | A Card-Carrying Trembler |
| Oct 21 | Friends in Low Places |
| Oct 19 | Hide and God Seek |
| Oct 19 | To Whom It May Concern |
| Oct 18 | Evolution Not Found |
| Oct 17 | A Bounce of Common Sense |
| Oct 14 | No Sin off My Back |
| Oct 13 | You Can’t Go Wrongo with a Bongo |
| Oct 12 | There is No Loon |
| Oct 11 | Skating on Old Ice |
| Oct 10 | Couldn’t Flask for Anything More |
| Oct 7 | Wax On, Backs Off |
| Oct 6 | Ground Control to Employee Tom |
| Oct 5 | Mind Your Massacres |
| Oct 4 | Pope Springs Eternal |
| Oct 3 | Crossword Puzzled |
| Sep 30 | Finish on a High Gloat |
| Sep 29 | Better Kim Than Me |
| Sep 27 | Ornate Debate Mandate |
| Sep 27 | Armageddon out of This Job |
| Sep 26 | Whine and Dine |
| Sep 23 | A Load Cough My Mind |
| Sep 22 | X-Menthols |
| Sep 21 | A Double-Padded Sword |
| Sep 20 | Call of the Riled |
| Sep 19 | Being Given the Finger |
| Sep 16 | The Prime Respective |
| Sep 15 | The Trouble with Co-Workers |
| Sep 14 | Star Trek Poo the Crap of Khan |
| Sep 13 | Set Phasers for Ambien |
| Sep 12 | Star Trek’s Nemesis |
| Sep 9 | Opportunity Knocks |
| Sep 8 | Search Terms |
| Sep 7 | The Great Indoors |
| Sep 6 | Eat Your Words |
| Sep 5 | Can’t Draw…Eating |
| Sep 2 | Feeling Double Crossed |
| Sep 1 | Semper Sci-Fi |
| Aug 31 | Food for What Ails You |
| Aug 30 | Housing Boom |
| Aug 29 | No Use Crying Over Spilled Radishes |
| Aug 26 | There Butt for the Grace of God |
| Aug 25 | I Think Therefore I Dumb |
| Aug 24 | The Least I Klan Do |
| Aug 23 | You Say Potato, I Say Ned Beatty |
| Aug 22 | Weeder Madness |
| Aug 19 | Blacklisted Living |
| Aug 18 | The Shoe is on the Other Fool |
| Aug 17 | Live and Vet Die |
| Aug 16 | Dressed For Success |
| Aug 15 | The Bends Justify the Leans |
| Aug 12 | Trial By Hire |
| Aug 11 | Hanging My Head in Shame |
| Aug 10 | Matters of the Voter-verse |
| Aug 9 | Blow Dryers Blow |
| Aug 8 | If Looks Could Grill |
| Aug 5 | Lost in Vegetation |
| Aug 4 | Hurling Up the Wrong Tree |
| Aug 3 | All in a Day’s Lurk |
| Aug 2 | Calling Your Buff |
| Aug 1 | Doing Mow Harm than Good |
| Jul 29 | Dumbass Definitions: Gallivant |
| Jul 28 | Work Stinks |
| Jul 27 | Poor Money Down the Drain |
| Jul 26 | Raking in the Rash |
| Jul 25 | Excess Baggage |
| Jul 22 | There’s No Place Like Home |
| Jul 21 | Close to Home |
| Jul 20 | House of Cards |
| Jul 19 | In the Poorhouse |
| Jul 18 | House of Ill Repute |
| Jul 15 | Obstruction of Just Us |
| Jul 14 | You Say You Want an Evolution |
| Jul 13 | Dishonesty is the Best Policy |
| Jul 12 | If It Bleeds, I Leaves |
| Jul 11 | Every Cloud has a Silver Lightning |
| Jul 8 | Hello Darkness My Old Friend |
| Jul 7 | Battle of the Bulge |
| Jul 6 | The Art of Ditchcraft |
| Jul 5 | Fright of the Lepus |
| Jul 4 | Safety Burst |
| Jul 1 | The Error of Bad News |
| Jun 30 | Tooth Be Told |
| Jun 29 | All’s Fair Between Love and Work |
| Jun 28 | Hair My Grievances |
| Jun 27 | I Saw Something Weird |
| Jun 24 | Tardiness is Next to Godliness |
| Jun 23 | Blame It on Rio |
| Jun 22 | 404 Smile Not Found |
| Jun 21 | A Fate Hearse Than Death |
| Jun 20 | The Weight to a Man’s Heart is Through His Stomach |
| Jun 16 | Goodbye Cruel World Wide Web |
| Jun 15 | The Shorts End of the Stick |
| Jun 15 | My Spiel on Glockenspiels |
| Jun 14 | Sick of this Crap |
| Jun 13 | The Stool of Card Knocks |
| Jun 10 | Just the Q-Tip |
| Jun 9 | Oh for Heist’s Sake |
| Jun 8 | Take This Job and Hug It |
| Jun 7 | My Ramcestor |
| Jun 6 | A Bitter Bill to Swallow |
| Jun 3 | Charity Ends At Home |
| Jun 2 | Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked |
| Jun 1 | Be Our Guest, Not Our Pest |
| May 31 | Back Up Against the Wallet |
| May 27 | Separate the Zen From the Boys |
| May 26 | Persistence is Futile |
| May 25 | New Home or Bust |
| May 24 | All Addressed Up and Nowhere To Go |
| May 23 | Sick to Death of Packing |
| May 20 | All Hell Smoke Loose |
| May 19 | Generation Vexed |
| May 18 | Taking a Kid Nap |
| May 17 | Don’t Drink and Coupon |
| May 16 | The End of the Road |
| May 12 | The Empire Talks Smack – Part V |
| May 12 | The Empire Talks Smack – Part IV |
| May 11 | The Empire Talks Smack – Part III |
| May 10 | The Empire Talks Smack – Part II |
| May 9 | The Empire Talks Smack |
| May 6 | A Life Dwell Spent |
| May 5 | The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Squeeze |
| May 4 | Dead to Writes |
| May 3 | At a Loss for Words |
| May 2 | Mad Math: Beyond Numberdome |
| Apr 29 | It’s All Run and Shames |
| Apr 28 | Aghast Will and Testament |
| Apr 27 | Nice Guys Fetish Last |
| Apr 26 | No Such Thing as a Free Punch |
| Apr 25 | Worth My Wait in Old |
| Apr 22 | Take a Trip Down Gravity Lane |
| Apr 21 | Bodies of Knowledge |
| Apr 20 | The Doof is in the Pudding |
| Apr 19 | The Book of Craig |
| Apr 18 | Hair Apparent |
| Apr 15 | The Math of Least Subsistence |
| Apr 14 | 409 All the Time |
| Apr 13 | One Man’s Boss is Another Man’s Bane |
| Apr 12 | Electric Booga-Flu |
| Apr 11 | A Pool and His Money are Soon Parted |
| Apr 8 | Stall In a Day’s Work |
| Apr 7 | When Weather Takes a Turn for the Verse |
| Apr 6 | Virtual Fatality |
| Apr 5 | Licensed to Baby |
| Apr 4 | Nothing to Fear But Beer Itself |
| Apr 1 | Invading Cattlemen and Native Americans |
| Mar 31 | Venting Machine |
| Mar 30 | Get Witch Quick |
| Mar 29 | All Play and No Work |
| Mar 28 | My Basket Case |
| Mar 25 | Bystander in Chief |
| Mar 24 | Derriere-Ware |
| Mar 23 | Odor the Hill |
| Mar 22 | Babble-Rouser |
| Mar 21 | All’s Fair in Love and Gore |
| Mar 18 | Guns Don’t Kill People, and Neither do Boomerangs |
| Mar 17 | Sleep Me Off My Feet |
| Mar 16 | Taste Not, Want Not |
| Mar 15 | A Cite to Behold |
| Mar 14 | Nose Love Lost |
| Mar 11 | Death, Be Not Proud |
| Mar 10 | No Ifs, Ands or Nuts |
| Mar 9 | All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Woe |
| Mar 8 | Dough Is Me |
| Mar 7 | Smokey and the Fan-Twit |
| Mar 4 | Little Toy Blue |
| Mar 3 | Rough Love |
| Mar 2 | Trunk For My Junk |
| Mar 1 | Shoot First, Athos Questions Later |
| Feb 29 | The Goobers are Fubared |
| Feb 26 | A Hairy Situation |
| Feb 25 | He Who Smelt it Dealt With It |
| Feb 24 | Back to the Hipster |
| Feb 23 | Two Shakes of a Band’s Fail |
| Feb 22 | Lordy Lordy Look Who’s Grody |
| Feb 19 | I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Nazis |
| Feb 18 | I Bet She Did Nazi This One Coming |
| Feb 17 | Glowers for Algernon |
| Feb 16 | Thanks, But No Tanks |
| Feb 15 | Fail to the Chief |
| Feb 12 | Wake Up and Smell the Progress |
| Feb 11 | Hollywood BlockFluster |
| Feb 10 | You Give Litigation a Bad Name |
| Feb 9 | Your Dress is as Good as Mine |
| Feb 8 | My Drinking Problem |
| Feb 5 | Be Still My Fleeting Smart |
| Feb 4 | Living High On the Jog |
| Feb 3 | Nothing But Skin and Phones |
| Feb 2 | All Work and No Slay |
| Feb 1 | Hate Love Relationship |
| Jan 29 | The Matrix Trumpolutions |
| Jan 28 | Desperate Times Call for Disparate Measures |
| Jan 27 | Prenatal Envy |
| Jan 26 | Has a Nice Sing To It |
| Jan 25 | Settling For Catan |
| Jan 21 | Bless This Stress |
| Jan 20 | Pissed-tory |
| Jan 19 | A Sad Skate of Affairs |
| Jan 18 | Commandoze |
| Jan 15 | And the Test is History |
| Jan 14 | A Hardware Issue |
| Jan 13 | A Coupon for Disaster |
| Jan 12 | Special Defect |
| Jan 11 | A Racist Against Time |
| Jan 8 | A Day Late and a Nazi Short |
| Jan 7 | All Work and No Stay |
| Jan 6 | Creature from the Grey Lagoon |
| Jan 5 | Predator Boned |
| Jan 4 | Meters Never Prosper |
| Jan 1 | Inebriation Vacation |
| Dec 31 | New Year’s Eve Checklist |
| Dec 30 | A Real Pain in the Check |
| Dec 29 | Thought With My Pants Down |
| Dec 28 | Regift of the Magi |
| Dec 25 | I’ll Be Phone for Christmas |
| Dec 24 | Society Anxiety |
| Dec 23 | The Force Mistaken |
| Dec 22 | Bindle of Joy |
| Dec 21 | All Foot Strings Must Come to an End |
| Dec 18 | Lewd Wig |
| Dec 17 | Federal Bureau of Occupation |
| Dec 16 | Adam’s Rib |
| Dec 15 | Night of the Living Threads |
| Dec 14 | On the Force Day of Christmas |
| Dec 11 | The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways |
| Dec 10 | I Stand Uncorrected |
| Dec 9 | Port-A-Hostage |
| Dec 8 | A Bed of Noses |
| Dec 7 | A No-Skin Situation |
| Dec 4 | Flyer Beware |
| Dec 3 | I’m No Slouch |
| Dec 2 | Don’t Spell the Beans |
| Dec 1 | Nun of My Business |
| Nov 30 | Does a Scientist Crap in the Woods? |
| Nov 27 | Black Friday Fail |
| Nov 26 | Yam Someone With Faint Glaze |
| Nov 25 | Lights! Camera! Litigation! |
| Nov 24 | That Not-So-Fashionable Feeling |
| Nov 23 | Yawn of the Dead |
| Nov 20 | My Sweat Peeve |
| Nov 19 | You Decorated My Life |
| Nov 18 | Kidnappers Ruin Everything |
| Nov 17 | A Man of Few Passwords |
| Nov 16 | Last Witch Effort |
| Nov 12 | It Sands to Reason |
| Nov 12 | To Make a Song Story Short |
| Nov 11 | May the Best Man Twin |
| Nov 10 | All Systems are Woe |
| Nov 9 | Ball or Nothing |
| Nov 6 | A Plight for Sore Eyes |
| Nov 5 | Divide and Goner |
| Nov 4 | Workin’ for the Klan |
| Nov 3 | Marriage Disposal |
| Nov 2 | It’s a Dirty Job, But Someone’s Gotta Poo It |
| Oct 30 | The Tooth Fury |
| Oct 29 | Trick or Treat or Thievery |
| Oct 28 | The Friend is Not Mightier Than the Sword |
| Oct 27 | A Sense of Misdirection |
| Oct 26 | A Name Worse Than Death |
| Oct 23 | No Dinero for Sombreros |
| Oct 22 | All Work and No Fray |
| Oct 21 | The Force Forsaken |
| Oct 20 | You Just Can’t Outdo Bamboo |
| Oct 19 | The Ends Justify the Beans |
| Oct 16 | A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Deception Go Down |
| Oct 15 | Eaters Always Prosper |
| Oct 14 | Check Your Intellect Connection |
| Oct 13 | The Spoiled of War |
| Oct 12 | Fire Straits |
| Oct 9 | Wake Up and Sell the Coffee |
| Oct 8 | By Hook or By Cook |
| Oct 7 | Letting Things Slide |
| Oct 6 | Let the Hips Fall Where They May |
| Oct 5 | On Your Park, Get Set, Blow |
| Oct 2 | Winds of Change |
| Oct 1 | Highway to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks |
| Sep 30 | Mars, the Dead Planet |
| Sep 29 | Beyond the Shadow of a Scout |
| Sep 28 | Sad to the Bone |
| Sep 25 | A Horse to be Reckoned With |
| Sep 24 | A Glimmer of Pope |
| Sep 23 | A Fragment of My Imagination |
| Sep 22 | Dwell on Wheels |
| Sep 21 | Dammit, Anime |
| Sep 18 | The School of Hard Talks |
| Sep 17 | Looks Like He Has France in His Plants |
| Sep 16 | Different Smokes for Different Folks |
| Sep 15 | Gruesome Yousome |
| Sep 14 | A Farewell to Arms |
| Sep 11 | Guest Cartoonist – Michael Witmer |
| Sep 10 | Guest Cartoonist – Mary Varn |
| Sep 9 | Guest Cartoonist – Lucas Turnbloom |
| Sep 8 | Guest Cartoonist – John Sutton |
| Sep 7 | Guest Cartoonist – Steve Ogden |
| Sep 4 | Guest Cartoonist – Chris Hallbeck |
| Sep 3 | Guest Cartoonist – Brad Guigar |
| Sep 2 | Guest Cartoonist – Matt Forcum |
| Sep 1 | Guest Cartoonist – J.R. Faulkner |
| Aug 31 | Guest Cartoonist – Joel Duggan |
| Aug 28 | Cash and Burn |
| Aug 27 | Speaking the Flame Language |
| Aug 26 | A Man’s Home is His Hassle |
| Aug 25 | To Bring, Oar Not to Bring |
| Aug 24 | Have Buns – Will Travel |
| Aug 21 | No Rest Forum Wicked |
| Aug 20 | The Wardrobe is Not Enough |
| Aug 19 | Two Shades of Grey |
| Aug 18 | Having a Financial Meltdown |
| Aug 17 | This is Your Brain on Cthulhu |
| Aug 14 | CEDs |
| Aug 13 | Got My Mind on My Undies and My Undies On My Mind |
| Aug 12 | Doctor Doomed |
| Aug 11 | GPS Ninjagation |
| Aug 10 | A Dip Off the Old Block |
| Aug 7 | Working for the Mandroid |
| Aug 6 | A Fowl Breeze |
| Aug 5 | Jerk-ules |
| Aug 4 | The Tao of Klutz |
| Aug 3 | Drink and You’ll Miss It |
| Jul 31 | Only the pennant man shall pass |
| Jul 30 | The Road to Dumb is Paved with Good Interventions |
| Jul 29 | Mouse of Cards |
| Jul 28 | Weapon of Mass Abduction |
| Jul 27 | Blind Justice |
| Jul 24 | Blood Sport |
| Jul 23 | Best Buyer Beware |
| Jul 22 | Writer’s Blockhead |
| Jul 21 | My Carbine Tis of Thee |
| Jul 20 | Some Mound Advice |
| Jul 17 | All Ark and No Blight |
| Jul 16 | MMQ & A |
| Jul 15 | Welcome Back, Berke |
| Jul 14 | Now You’re Squeaking My Language |
| Jul 13 | Truth is Stranger than Confection |
| Jul 10 | Electric Boogaloo |
| Jul 9 | Bless This (and Your) Mess |
| Jul 8 | Survival of the Fastest |
| Jul 7 | Tonight There’s Gonna Be a Failbreak |
| Jul 6 | Fake a Hike |
| Jul 2 | Red Asphalt, Redder Tape |
| Jul 2 | A Bandana Republic |
| Jul 1 | A Day Late and a Dolly Short |
| Jun 30 | Dirty Pool |
| Jun 29 | On My Last Legs |
| Jun 26 | Prattle of the Sexes |
| Jun 25 | No-It-All |
| Jun 24 | Glaze be to God |
| Jun 23 | The Phantom Presence |
| Jun 22 | Trend It Like Beckham |
| Jun 19 | Subliminal Visages |
| Jun 18 | Hair to the Empire |
| Jun 17 | Burden of Doof |
| Jun 16 | Into Each Life Some Acid Rain Must Fall |
| Jun 15 | Hey-La, My Girlfriend’s Back |
| Jun 12 | Putting the Ass in Assassin |
| Jun 11 | Baffled |
| Jun 10 | All Warm and Scuzzy |
| Jun 9 | A Mule and His Money are Soon Parted |
| Jun 8 | A Matter of Strife and Death |
| Jun 5 | The Misadventures of Miss Construe |
| Jun 4 | Footloose and Fancy-Freak |
| Jun 3 | Mad Max: Funky Road |
| Jun 2 | The Maude Squad |
| Jun 1 | Devil-May-Care |
| May 29 | A Sign of Low Self-Esteem |
| May 28 | The Hummus Telescope |
| May 27 | Give War a Chance |
| May 26 | Put the Park Before the Horse |
| May 25 | Shake What Your Mobile Gave Ya |
| May 22 | Kim Jong-Unbelievable |
| May 21 | Lordy Lordy Look Who’s Feeble |
| May 20 | Ring Around the Dopey |
| May 19 | The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Gala |
| May 18 | The Sixth Dense |
| May 15 | Energy Deficient |
| May 13 | Flask a Stupid Question |
| May 13 | A Ronin Stone Gathers No Jobs – Part 2 |
| May 12 | A Ronin Stone Gathers No Jobs |
| May 11 | The Mother of All Hangovers |
| May 8 | A New Dope – Part V |
| May 7 | A New Dope – Part IV |
| May 6 | A New Dope – Part III |
| May 5 | A New Dope – Part II |
| May 4 | A New Dope |
| May 1 | No Manwich is an Island |
| Apr 30 | Raiders of the Lost Dork |
| Apr 29 | Date Minds Shrink Alike |
| Apr 28 | A Foos and His Money Are Soon Parted |
| Apr 27 | Bed-Snide Manner |
| Apr 24 | Labor Pains |
| Apr 23 | No, That’s a Moon |
| Apr 22 | Thems Frighten Words |
| Apr 21 | Bar-Be-You |
| Apr 20 | Abra-car-dabra |
| Apr 17 | It’s Up For Stabs |
| Apr 15 | Dead Last Son of Krypton |
| Apr 15 | Fail Mix |
| Apr 14 | Ad Nauseam |
| Apr 13 | Plights, Camera, Inaction |
| Apr 10 | A Killer Cup of Coffee |
| Apr 9 | Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’ |
| Apr 8 | I Got a Drone to Pick |
| Apr 7 | The Axeman Thumbeth |
| Apr 6 | Come Hell or High Water |
| Apr 3 | 28 Dates Later |
| Apr 2 | Charity Balk |
| Apr 1 | Sink or Swim |
| Mar 31 | It’s Apathetic, Baby! |
| Mar 30 | Girl Scout Crookies |
| Mar 27 | Not-So-Evil Twin |
| Mar 26 | Why I Love Switzerland |
| Mar 25 | A Bun in the Microwave |
| Mar 24 | Spring Forward, Fall Back |
| Mar 23 | Way Down in Chokeomo |
| Mar 20 | Filling Out Your Grocery Gist |
| Mar 19 | Checkbook Yourself Before You Wreck Your Self-Esteem |
| Mar 18 | Loss Word Puzzle |
| Mar 17 | The Good, the Bad and the Oldie |
| Mar 16 | No More Mr Knife Guy |
| Mar 13 | Gleaming the Cubicle |
| Mar 12 | Boob Noob |
| Mar 11 | It’s Raining Brats and Fogs |
| Mar 10 | Read My Lipids |
| Mar 9 | Birthdaymas |
| Mar 6 | Eavesflopper |
| Mar 5 | Step in the Height Direction |
| Mar 4 | Miff-Hanger |
| Mar 3 | Ode to a Vulcan |
| Mar 2 | An Act of Faith |
| Feb 27 | Wicked Weather? We Work Wegardless |
| Feb 26 | Nincompoop’s Noodle Nets Nothing |
| Feb 25 | Sex Sells Substandard Stuff |
| Feb 24 | Backseat Backstab Backfire |
| Feb 23 | Kights, Kamera, Kaction! |
| Feb 20 | The Eyes Roll For Thee |
| Feb 19 | Toe the Line |
| Feb 18 | I Am Not My Brother-In-Law’s Keeper |
| Feb 17 | Like Poo Breeze in a Pod |
| Feb 16 | A Date Worse Than Death |
| Feb 13 | Beyond a Reasonable Scout |
| Feb 12 | Like Staking Candy Into a Baby |
| Feb 11 | O.S. to the O.R. Stat! |
| Feb 10 | This Doofus Has Not Been Rated |
| Feb 9 | The Sixty-Forum Thousand Dollar Question |
| Feb 6 | Doughneto |
| Feb 5 | The Butt Memo Joke |
| Feb 4 | An End to Cartoon Violence |
| Feb 3 | The Streets Will Run Red With Charity |
| Feb 2 | Herd of Prey |
| Jan 30 | Unhung Hero |
| Jan 29 | Flew Kid on the Block |
| Jan 28 | Bombs Away |
| Jan 27 | If You Snow What’s Good For Ya’ |
| Jan 26 | All Messiahs Must Die |
| Jan 23 | The Public Opinion Strikes Back |
| Jan 22 | Ain’t No Mountain Low Enough |
| Jan 21 | A Dying Breed |
| Jan 20 | Be Still My Heart |
| Jan 19 | Money Mourning Quarterback |
| Jan 16 | Public Idiot Number One |
| Jan 15 | Pen-MAN-ship |
| Jan 14 | Putting Your Best Foot Forward |
| Jan 13 | Till Mauled Do We Part |
| Jan 12 | Die Hard Without a Vengeance |
| Jan 9 | Stand the Test of Whine |
| Jan 8 | Keeping Abreast of Witches Issues |
| Jan 7 | Mo Money, Mo Problems |
| Jan 6 | Wuss in Boots |
| Jan 5 | A Picture is Worth a Couple of Rooms |
| Jan 2 | Shake It Off |
| Jan 1 | The Final Resolution |
| Dec 31 | Driving Me to Distraction |
| Dec 30 | Pout at the Devil |
| Dec 29 | The Sliding Male |
| Dec 26 | A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 5 |
| Dec 25 | A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 4 |
| Dec 24 | A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 3 |
| Dec 23 | A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 2 |
| Dec 22 | A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 1 |
| Dec 19 | Serf and Turf |
| Dec 18 | I Saw Mommy Dissing Santa Claus |
| Dec 17 | A Liberal Amount of Liberals |
| Dec 16 | Hum Bug |
| Dec 15 | Old Hitlers Die Hard |
| Dec 12 | Smoke and Mirrors and Carnage |
| Dec 11 | Moot From the Hip |
| Dec 10 | Modest Max |
| Dec 9 | Shot Through the Heart |
| Dec 8 | Crime Scene Imagination |
| Dec 5 | What We’ve Got Here is Failure to Communicate |
| Dec 4 | The Craft of Unconditional Love |
| Dec 3 | When the Hat Goes Gray, the Lice Will Play |
| Dec 2 | The Blobby |
| Dec 1 | Fine German Daftsmanship |
| Nov 28 | One Step Forward, Two Steps on Your Back |
| Nov 27 | Tryptopatsy |
| Nov 26 | Stall From Grace |
| Nov 25 | Horn of Empty |
| Nov 24 | The True Meaning of Thanksgiving |
| Nov 21 | Scared to Beth |
| Nov 20 | Imbibe Goes Before a Fall |
| Nov 19 | The Blind Leading the Signed |
| Nov 18 | The Importance of Being Important |
| Nov 17 | A Blitzkrieg of Buzzkills |
| Nov 14 | Only the Lonely |
| Nov 13 | Safety in Numbers |
| Nov 12 | The Six Million Dollar Gran |
| Nov 11 | Buh-Buh-Buh-Baaaa-Bah |
| Nov 10 | Just Chillin’ |
| Nov 7 | Playing Your Chump Card |
| Nov 6 | A Bro-Win Situation |
| Nov 5 | The Book of Joe |
| Nov 4 | When Life Kicks You in the Lemons… |
| Nov 3 | It’s My Party and I’ll Cro-Mag if I Want To |
| Oct 31 | Trick or Eat |
| Oct 30 | Trick or Geek |
| Oct 29 | Sick of Work |
| Oct 28 | Nice Work If You Can Garrote It |
| Oct 27 | What I Hike About You |
| Oct 24 | Perform Without a Net Worth |
| Oct 23 | A Rude Forsakening |
| Oct 22 | Ain’t it the Truth? |
| Oct 21 | Level With Me Doc |
| Oct 20 | Two Balls, No Strikes |
| Oct 17 | Death Sentence |
| Oct 16 | You Can’t Spell “Pandemic” Without “Panic” |
| Oct 15 | Attract to the Future |
| Oct 14 | Hanger-on |
| Oct 13 | Gripe Dream |
| Oct 10 | I, Object |
| Oct 9 | A Chance of a Ghost |
| Oct 8 | Commander in Grief |
| Oct 7 | Kilo-Tots |
| Oct 6 | Blinded by the Sight |
| Oct 3 | PO’ed Box |
| Oct 2 | The Ghost Wonderer |
| Oct 1 | Child’s Pay |
| Sep 30 | Snug as a Bug in a Rug |
| Sep 29 | Hooked on a Reeling |
| Sep 26 | The Tart Who Loved Me |
| Sep 25 | One Step Forward, Two Steps Fat |
| Sep 24 | Gall in the Family |
| Sep 23 | Share the God, Spoil the Child |
| Sep 22 | Don’t Shank My Chain |
| Sep 19 | Show Off on the Wrong Foot |
| Sep 18 | Fatgetfulness |
| Sep 17 | The Eventual Frontier |
| Sep 16 | In Other Words… |
| Sep 15 | A Roomba With a View |
| Sep 12 | Take a Break, Jake |
| Sep 11 | Matters of the Universe |
| Sep 10 | Doctor Who Cares |
| Sep 9 | Rock and Roll Hoochie Ruse |
| Sep 8 | Semper Wi-Fi |
| Sep 5 | Lucky Harms |
| Sep 4 | Age Before Booty |
| Sep 3 | You Can Lead a Thief to Water… |
| Sep 2 | Never Buy a Pygmy in a Poke |
| Sep 1 | Summer Bummer – Part 2 |
| Aug 29 | To Come Apartment at the Seams |
| Aug 28 | Flora and Farta |
| Aug 27 | Baby Showers Bring My Glowers |
| Aug 26 | Ab Sense Makes the Heart Grow Fonder |
| Aug 25 | On My World It Means Dope |
| Aug 22 | Four Score and Seven Tests Ago |
| Aug 21 | Give a Hoot by Shutting Up |
| Aug 20 | Nice Enough Guys Finish Last |
| Aug 19 | Eternal Sunshine of the Witless Mind |
| Aug 18 | Making a Gas of You and Me |
| Aug 15 | Mixed Feelings |
| Aug 14 | No Sweat |
| Aug 13 | Bruised Ego Trip |
| Aug 12 | Rules of Enfangment |
| Aug 11 | Gazed and Confused |
| Aug 8 | Speak of the Devil |
| Aug 7 | Makes Me Wanna Bury My Head in the Sand |
| Aug 6 | Bro-Magnon Man |
| Aug 5 | Dead Men Tell No Tweets |
| Aug 4 | Birthday of the Living Dead |
| Aug 1 | Bishop’s Gambit |
| Jul 31 | Takes Chances with Wolves |
| Jul 30 | Nuts and Dolts |
| Jul 29 | I Ain’t Got Time to Shop |
| Jul 28 | Live Long and Prosper? |
| Jul 25 | Deadside Manner |
| Jul 24 | Pet Sedentary |
| Jul 23 | Citizen Shame |
| Jul 22 | Run Interference |
| Jul 21 | Lil’ Ricky Shaw |
| Jul 18 | Hope Floats |
| Jul 17 | Tough Loveseat |
| Jul 16 | Down in the Dumps |
| Jul 15 | “Just” |
| Jul 14 | Love Sinks |
| Jul 11 | What’s the Holdup? |
| Jul 10 | One For the Road |
| Jul 9 | Caught Off Guard |
| Jul 8 | Gimme a Hand |
| Jul 7 | All’s Not Fair in Love and War |
| Jul 4 | A Staple of the Modern Office |
| Jul 3 | Judging a Book by its Thumper |
| Jul 2 | Scared Sithless |
| Jul 1 | Caligulate |
| Jun 30 | Patreon of the Arts |
| Jun 27 | Death and Taxes |
| Jun 26 | Shoot to Grill |
| Jun 25 | Catch Twenty Poo: Number Two |
| Jun 24 | Just a Wittle Wequest |
| Jun 23 | Godzilla VS GMOera |
| Jun 20 | Candy is Dandy, But Liquor is Quicker |
| Jun 19 | Four Wonderings and a Funeral |
| Jun 18 | Stairing Contest |
| Jun 17 | Scares the Daylights Out of Me |
| Jun 16 | Beauty is in the Tentacled Eyestalks of the Beholder |
| Jun 13 | Love At Worst Sight |
| Jun 12 | I Got Nothin’ |
| Jun 11 | Laughing All the Way to the Plank |
| Jun 10 | Cult of Laziality |
| Jun 9 | Don’t Get Your Panties in a Bunch |
| Jun 6 | Shy Guys Finish Lame |
| Jun 5 | Endless Torment and Breadsticks |
| Jun 4 | Fashion Victim |
| Jun 3 | Doctor Strangelaugh |
| Jun 2 | Tricks and Stones Will Make God Groan |
| May 30 | The Final Fun-tier |
| May 29 | Hair Can Be So Unfair |
| May 28 | Disirregardless |
| May 27 | Here’s the Skinny |
| May 26 | Loose Lips Sink Chips |
| May 23 | Beyond a Shadow of a Pout |
| May 22 | Hypno-Lies |
| May 21 | That Ship Has Wailed |
| May 20 | All Steamed Up |
| May 19 | American Band Stand |
| May 16 | [Enemy Week] Despicable Me |
| May 15 | [Enemy Week] Safety in Numbers |
| May 14 | [Enemy Week] Lemme Tell You ‘Bout My Best Frenemy |
| May 13 | [Enemy Week] A Bitter Kill to Swallow |
| May 12 | [Enemy Week] Brace for Friend-Pact |
| May 9 | A Tough Act to Swallow |
| May 8 | Love in the Fast Lane |
| May 7 | Runs With Scissors |
| May 6 | Heaven is a Half Pipe |
| May 5 | At the Drop of a Chat |
| May 2 | You Bet My Life |
| May 1 | What’s Up, Doc? |
| Apr 30 | Hawaii Live Show |
| Apr 29 | The Tables Have Turned |
| Apr 28 | Wit Yo Bad Self |
| Apr 25 | The Fast and the Famished |
| Apr 24 | Nerd Rage Against the Machine |
| Apr 23 | The Unusual Suspects |
| Apr 22 | Moody Foodie |
| Apr 21 | Sergeant Glitch |
| Apr 18 | Fight Grub |
| Apr 17 | Do They Give a Hoot? |
| Apr 16 | Chain of Fools |
| Apr 15 | Night at the Moxbury |
| Apr 14 | Curse Cursive |
| Apr 11 | Slow Burn |
| Apr 10 | Gone to Hail in a Handbasket |
| Apr 9 | The Key to My Heart |
| Apr 8 | Have the Omnipresence of Mind |
| Apr 7 | Anger Issues |
| Apr 4 | Call of the Wild |
| Apr 3 | Wax On, Wax Off |
| Apr 2 | Welcome to My Nightmare |
| Apr 1 | Salad Barred |
| Mar 31 | You Only Lie Twice |
| Mar 28 | Tuck and Rolls |
| Mar 27 | Say Hello To My Little Friend |
| Mar 26 | A Head of My Time |
| Mar 25 | Bear In Mind |
| Mar 24 | Rub-a-Dub-Done |
| Mar 21 | Felled by the Save |
| Mar 20 | Talk is Cheap |
| Mar 19 | Slack to the Future |
| Mar 18 | The Act of God |
| Mar 17 | I Stick Around |
| Mar 14 | Wedding Hells |
| Mar 13 | Blunder Woman |
| Mar 12 | Writer’s Blockade |
| Mar 11 | A Buttload of Nutrition |
| Mar 10 | Dressed to Chill |
| Mar 7 | Sick Week – Anguishing Over Languishing |
| Mar 6 | Sick Week – A Full Head of Steam |
| Mar 5 | Talk Dirty to Me |
| Mar 4 | Sick Week – Down With the Sickness |
| Mar 3 | Sick Week – Patient Zero |
| Feb 28 | Anything Goes |
| Feb 27 | Puzzled Over Puzzles |
| Feb 26 | Card Carrying Ember |
| Feb 25 | Under Pressure |
| Feb 24 | The Undistinguished Duckling |
| Feb 21 | Presto Change-No |
| Feb 20 | One Hitler at a Time |
| Feb 19 | The Three Laws of No-Tot-ics |
| Feb 18 | Sleeping With the Enemy |
| Feb 17 | Awaiting the Next Generation |
| Feb 14 | The Labor of Love |
| Feb 13 | Drug Store Cowboy |
| Feb 12 | Ready As I’ll Never Be |
| Feb 11 | Lack and Slash |
| Feb 10 | My Short Attention Wingspan |
| Feb 7 | Mr Sandman, Bring Me a Theme |
| Feb 6 | Death Be Not Spun |
| Feb 5 | Fired in the Sky |
| Feb 4 | No Thyself |
| Feb 3 | Cast Them Stones |
| Jan 31 | Chronicles of Narcissism |
| Jan 30 | The Young Switcheroo |
| Jan 29 | Born and Praised |
| Jan 28 | The Hatfields and No Joys |
| Jan 27 | Der of the Moment |
| Jan 24 | Doctor Estranged-love |
| Jan 23 | Cannibal Run |
| Jan 22 | A Crippling Situation |
| Jan 21 | Pocketful of Progress |
| Jan 20 | Tanned Helsing |
| Jan 17 | Totally Off-Scripture |
| Jan 16 | Train of Fought |
| Jan 15 | Funny Boned |
| Jan 14 | Rattle Rattle Thunder Clatter Boom Boom Boom! |
| Jan 13 | Gandalf the Whiner |
| Jan 10 | James Bland |
| Jan 9 | Watch How I Soar |
| Jan 8 | That New Dungeon Smell |
| Jan 7 | Cookie D’oh |
| Jan 6 | Skin Cycle |
| Jan 3 | Look, Up In the Eye |
| Jan 2 | Over the Hill |
| Jan 1 | Fairy Fails |
| Dec 31 | The Hearsay on Heresy |
| Dec 30 | Where There’s Smoke There’s Ire |
| Dec 27 | Merry Ex-Mas |
| Dec 26 | Little Bummer Boy |
| Dec 25 | Hear No Jingle, See No Kringle |
| Dec 24 | Like Denying Candy From a Baby |
| Dec 23 | Go Scrooge Yourself |
| Dec 20 | Snow Way to Fail |
| Dec 19 | Beauty Sleep |
| Dec 18 | Retire Esquire |
| Dec 17 | Roadside Resistance |
| Dec 16 | Late to the Party |
| Dec 13 | Game-Set-Shark |
| Dec 12 | Gluteus Minimus |
| Dec 11 | Falling Stars |
| Dec 10 | The Soiree Sashay |
| Dec 9 | Cleanliness is Next to Dadliness |
| Dec 6 | One Rose Over the Line |
| Dec 5 | Spoke Out of Churn |
| Dec 4 | Grand Mal Sneezure |
| Dec 3 | At the Drop of a Hat |
| Dec 2 | Thinking Inside the Box |
| Nov 29 | Macrochip Computers |
| Nov 28 | Clash of the Spite-ans |
| Nov 27 | No Country for Old Bugs |
| Nov 26 | The Devil is in the Details |
| Nov 25 | To Be, or Not Frisbee |
| Nov 22 | The Nicest Nazi |
| Nov 21 | On Your Last Legs |
| Nov 20 | Fancy Meeting You Spear |
| Nov 19 | Much a Dough About Nothing |
| Nov 18 | Borin’ the Casbah |
| Nov 15 | Fathers of the Year |
| Nov 14 | Shampoo for Him |
| Nov 13 | Shampoo for Her |
| Nov 12 | Not-So-Direct Current |
| Nov 11 | An Embarrassment of Purchases |
| Nov 8 | Age Before Duty |
| Nov 7 | Huh? |
| Nov 6 | Shut Yer Cake Hole |
| Nov 5 | Scent of a Woe-Man |
| Nov 4 | Daylight Savings Nein |
| Nov 1 | All Hallow’s End |
| Oct 31 | Festival of Fights |
| Oct 30 | The Candy Man Can |
| Oct 29 | The Not-So-Great Pumpkin |
| Oct 28 | Halloweirdness |
| Oct 25 | Photo Opportunity |
| Oct 24 | Spit Take |
| Oct 23 | Assault with a Delicious Weapon |
| Oct 22 | Throwing a Monk Wrench in the Works |
| Oct 21 | From Hell’s Heart I Crab at Thee |
| Oct 18 | …Little Girl and Boy Land |
| Oct 17 | My Better Half |
| Oct 16 | Come Rain or Whine |
| Oct 15 | Damn Those Torpedoes! |
| Oct 14 | Poo Suede Shoes |
| Oct 11 | The Maraca Shakes for Thee |
| Oct 10 | Lost to the Ages |
| Oct 9 | The Tragic Side of Tragedy |
| Oct 8 | The Wrath of Grapes |
| Oct 7 | Panty Raid |
| Oct 4 | Jesus Christ Superstar |
| Oct 3 | I’m All Out of Love |
| Oct 2 | Just Call Me “Wheels” |
| Oct 1 | You Can Never Be Too Rich |
| Sep 30 | Talk Like a Ninja Day |
| Sep 27 | The Business End |
| Sep 26 | Flub a Hubba |
| Sep 25 | A Bounty of Sadness |
| Sep 24 | Seal of Disapproval |
| Sep 23 | One Giant Leap for Condiment Kind |
| Sep 20 | To Protect and Unnerve |
| Sep 19 | Accentuate the Negative |
| Sep 18 | The Pot Calling the Cauldron Black |
| Sep 17 | When Puppy Love Becomes Dog Tired |
| Sep 16 | Kids are Trapped in the Darndest Things |
| Sep 13 | You Slay It’s Your Birthday |
| Sep 12 | A Shock to the System |
| Sep 11 | My Fellow Co-Shirker |
| Sep 10 | Brain vs Drain |
| Sep 9 | Bamboozled |
| Sep 6 | Lack Be Nimble |
| Sep 5 | The Yield Heil |
| Sep 4 | The Rest is History |
| Sep 3 | A Technophobe in Need… |
| Sep 2 | Merry Labor Day |
| Aug 30 | YoGIRLt |
| Aug 29 | The Road Whinerer |
| Aug 28 | Jeans, Jeans, the Smooshical Suit |
| Aug 27 | Lady and the Gramp |
| Aug 26 | No Ifs, Ands, or Butts |
| Aug 23 | Two Shakes of a Hand’s Fail |
| Aug 22 | Falling at the Speed of Stupid |
| Aug 21 | Bummed in Berlin |
| Aug 20 | Graffiti and Me Walls |
| Aug 19 | I’m a Lover Not a Fighter |
| Aug 16 | Buckle Up |
| Aug 15 | My Dream Job |
| Aug 14 | Truth is Dumber Than Fiction |
| Aug 13 | Blasphemaybe |
| Aug 12 | A Picture is Worth a Thousand Nieces |
| Aug 9 | Accentuate the Posertive |
| Aug 8 | Jock Talk |
| Aug 7 | Resistance is Finicky |
| Aug 6 | The Glass is Half Dead |
| Aug 5 | Teaching an Old Drug New Tricks |
| Aug 2 | Flushing Your Life Away |
| Aug 1 | The French Connection |
| Jul 31 | Smoke Defector |
| Jul 30 | A Sight for Dork Eyes |
| Jul 29 | Garden Variety Anxiety |
| Jul 26 | We Are Not Amused |
| Jul 25 | Die Another Day |
| Jul 24 | Whip Throw Through the Tulips |
| Jul 23 | Shiver Me Limbers |
| Jul 22 | The Long and Shorts of it |
| Jul 19 | Think Outside the Boombox |
| Jul 18 | There Might Not Be Blood |
| Jul 17 | THX 113-Great |
| Jul 16 | Check Me Out |
| Jul 15 | Spare the Magma, Spoil the Child |
| Jul 12 | Doctor Feelgood |
| Jul 11 | Love-Hate Relationship |
| Jul 10 | Turtles for Sale or Rent |
| Jul 9 | Make TPS Reports, Not War |
| Jul 8 | Hammocks of Mass Destruction |
| Jul 5 | Discount Five Fingers |
| Jul 4 | Sparkle Motion |
| Jul 3 | The Explosion that Proves the Rule |
| Jul 2 | Lowering the Boom |
| Jul 1 | A Real Pain in the Neck |
| Jun 28 | My FAQ for the FAA |
| Jun 27 | Lost in Love |
| Jun 26 | Wi-Fi of the Living Dead |
| Jun 25 | Sleeping Disorderly |
| Jun 24 | Gimme Five |
| Jun 21 | Rant in E-Minor |
| Jun 20 | B.C. B & E |
| Jun 19 | The Coma Whisperer |
| Jun 18 | Bed-sighed Manner |
| Jun 17 | Jack and Jill |
| Jun 14 | Five Second Rule |
| Jun 13 | Kids, Pack Your Bags |
| Jun 12 | Throwing Monkey at the Problem |
| Jun 11 | Said in Vain |
| Jun 10 | Get A Grip |
| Jun 7 | Red Carpet Premiere |
| Jun 6 | No Butts About It |
| Jun 5 | I Don’t Wanna Grow Up… |
| Jun 4 | Counterspell |
| Jun 3 | The Cast is Dyed |
| May 31 | In Sickness and in Health… |
| May 30 | Easily Foiled |
| May 29 | Dress for Success |
| May 28 | Patient, Panic Thyself |
| May 27 | A Comic By Any Other Name… |
| May 24 | Bygone Burglaries |
| May 23 | Cartoon Generated Imagery |
| May 22 | Why Are You Blessin’ Yourself? |
| May 21 | Talkin’ ‘Bout My Generation |
| May 20 | Lousy Piece of Ship |
| May 17 | The Tubeinator |
| May 16 | Move Over, Tony the Tiger |
| May 15 | Ground Control to Major Jerk |
| May 14 | Hey, Good Lookin’ |
| May 13 | Credit Where Credit is Due |
| May 10 | Asps…Very Fashionable |
| May 9 | The Aerodynamics of Trust |
| May 8 | Just Beyond Thunderdome |
| May 7 | Hide and Go Balthazar |
| May 6 | Dirty Sons of Britches |
| May 3 | Eat Your Heart Out |
| May 2 | Think of the Children |
| May 1 | The Greatest American Heroes |
| Apr 30 | Price Check on Whoop-Ass |
| Apr 29 | Smart Phone / Dumb User |
| Apr 26 | Chew On This |
| Apr 25 | Guys and Groceries |
| Apr 24 | Allergic Reaction |
| Apr 23 | Cirque du No Way |
| Apr 22 | I Aim to Please |
| Apr 19 | Biblical Brain-Teaser |
| Apr 18 | Preg-Not |
| Apr 17 | Drink My Milkshake |
| Apr 16 | Spring Has Sprung |
| Apr 15 | Storage Wars |
| Apr 12 | Beyond Your Mildest Dreams |
| Apr 11 | Let’s Get Physical |
| Apr 10 | I’m a People Person |
| Apr 9 | Precious Cargo |
| Apr 8 | Fun With Freaking Friends |
| Apr 5 | RCAcist |
| Apr 4 | Put On Ice |
| Apr 3 | Eye Spy |
| Apr 2 | Thousand Yard Glare |
| Apr 1 | The Abominable Employee |
| Mar 29 | Crap That Guys Say |
| Mar 28 | The Face of Poker |
| Mar 27 | Childs Play |
| Mar 26 | Indiana Clones |
| Mar 25 | Rocket Man |
| Mar 22 | Ode to Creepy Dolls |
| Mar 21 | The Two Asses in Assassin |
| Mar 20 | In Search of Research |
| Mar 19 | Something Under My Bed is Bored |
| Mar 18 | Sometimes Progress is Kinda Gross |
| Mar 15 | Loosen Up |
| Mar 14 | A Little Suspicious |
| Mar 13 | Stress is a Jerk |
| Mar 12 | Assault and Battery |
| Mar 11 | Runners High |
| Mar 8 | Dead Men Don’t Wear Slacks |
| Mar 7 | Goin’ Commando |
| Mar 6 | Suspend Your Disbeliefs, and Your Trousers |
| Mar 5 | Fatty Pants |
| Mar 4 | Pant-a-Loon |
| Mar 1 | Outragercise |
| Feb 28 | Skyfall |
| Feb 27 | The Vibeology of Scientology |
| Feb 26 | Cleaning Powder |
| Feb 25 | All Thumbs |
| Feb 22 | Rich Bug, Poor Bug |
| Feb 21 | Jokingly Challenged |
| Feb 20 | Another Day at the Office |
| Feb 19 | A View To A Kumquat |
| Feb 18 | Up For Adopt-Shun |
| Feb 15 | What a Load of Ship |
| Feb 14 | Be Mein Valentine |
| Feb 13 | On Par With Danger |
| Feb 12 | Taking Care of Business…Sorta |
| Feb 11 | An Apple a Day Keeps the Bully Away |
| Feb 8 | This Mold House |
| Feb 7 | QuasiSNOWdo |
| Feb 6 | Banking for Babes |
| Feb 5 | Knockin’ on Heaven’s Portal |
| Feb 4 | Internot |
| Feb 1 | Friend or Foe? |
| Jan 31 | The Way of the Beret |
| Jan 30 | I’m Your Helpful Algebro |
| Jan 29 | The Final Countdown |
| Jan 28 | Put Your Cards on the Table |
| Jan 25 | If I Had a Hammer |
| Jan 24 | Natural Born Hippies |
| Jan 23 | Just My Type |
| Jan 22 | Comfort Feud |
| Jan 21 | Ignorance is Bliss…and Healthy! |
| Jan 18 | I Pity the Prophet |
| Jan 17 | A Pain in the Glasses |
| Jan 16 | Star Trek III: The Search for Wi-Fi |
| Jan 15 | My Two Scents |
| Jan 14 | It’s A Soft Knock Life |
| Jan 11 | Oh, Yes, They Call Him the Greek |
| Jan 10 | Great Expectorations |
| Jan 9 | Using Curses to Fill Your Purses |
| Jan 8 | I’m a Sucker for Cars |
| Jan 7 | It’s the Merchant Life for Me |
| Jan 4 | Kitchen Bitchin’ |
| Jan 3 | Where To Go For a Good Cup of Joe |
| Jan 2 | Math Wiz…Heh-Heh, “Whiz” |
| Jan 1 | Hot Blooded |
| Dec 31 | Dream On |
| Dec 28 | Oil Have What She’s Having |
| Dec 27 | Gelt Trip |
| Dec 26 | Shine On You Crazy Menorah |
| Dec 25 | Jingle All Oy Vey |
| Dec 24 | A Gentile-man’s Guide to Hanukkah |
| Dec 21 | Sleeping Bag |
| Dec 20 | I’m a Little Bit Country |
| Dec 19 | Everything Zen |
| Dec 18 | The Roof is on Fire |
| Dec 17 | Clean Me Up, Scotty |
| Dec 14 | En Garde! |
| Dec 13 | The Slightly Inconvenient Case Scenario |
| Dec 12 | That’s Thrall Folks! |
| Dec 11 | No Use Crying Over Burnt Bread |
| Dec 10 | I’m Gettin’ Too Old for this S@#% |
| Dec 7 | Seriously, Clowns, You Freak Us Out |
| Dec 6 | The Bare Bones |
| Dec 5 | Venting My Frustration |
| Dec 4 | Shake and Bacon |
| Dec 3 | Probably From Clogged Farteries |
| Nov 30 | Sir Puffington |
| Nov 29 | Bionic Bug |
| Nov 28 | Imbecilic Indicators |
| Nov 27 | Father Christmas |
| Nov 26 | Age Before Doogie |
| Nov 23 | Step by Step Instructions |
| Nov 22 | Thanks-Taking |
| Nov 21 | Irritable Buyer Syndrome |
| Nov 20 | Buy for an Eye |
| Nov 19 | The Lure of the Luscious Lunch |
| Nov 16 | My Million Dollar Idea |
| Nov 15 | Grandsome |
| Nov 14 | A Case of the Sundays |
| Nov 13 | One Fell Dupe |
| Nov 12 | Feeling Kinda Punchy |
| Nov 9 | Slow Child Left Behind |
| Nov 8 | Best Laid Plans of God and Men |
| Nov 7 | Ground Control to Major Guru |
| Nov 6 | Theory of Rela-stink-ity |
| Nov 5 | Discrimination Against Oxidation |
| Nov 2 | Can I Get a Witness |
| Nov 1 | A Sweet Deal |
| Oct 31 | Wardrobe Malfunction |
| Oct 30 | Something WiKID This Way Comes |
| Oct 29 | Halloweenie |
| Oct 26 | Whip It Out |
| Oct 25 | I Am Challenge-Challenged |
| Oct 24 | Pre-Preschool |
| Oct 23 | For the Pastor Tells Me So |
| Oct 22 | The Naked Truth |
| Oct 19 | Miffed About Biff |
| Oct 18 | Chop Till You Drop |
| Oct 17 | Papa’s Got a Gross Old Bag |
| Oct 16 | Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel |
| Oct 15 | Indian Bummer |
| Oct 12 | Basket Case |
| Oct 11 | The Littlest Litigants |
| Oct 10 | Caught Unawares |
| Oct 9 | CannonBug Run |
| Oct 8 | Shower Me With Your Love |
| Oct 5 | Spear-ited Away |
| Oct 4 | Two Kids Enter, One Kid Leaves |
| Oct 3 | I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha |
| Oct 2 | Punch Drunk Love |
| Oct 1 | Listen All Y’all, It’s a Sabotage |
| Sep 28 | A Royal Letdown |
| Sep 27 | A Match Maid in Heaven |
| Sep 26 | Get Busy Punnin’ |
| Sep 25 | Bobbing for Blasphemy |
| Sep 24 | Hindsight |
| Sep 21 | Thunderbolt and Lightning, Very, Very Debilitating |
| Sep 20 | Pocketful of Nuthin’ |
| Sep 19 | Nerdspotting |
| Sep 18 | I’m Such a Boob |
| Sep 17 | Devil May Cry |
| Sep 14 | That’s How I Droll |
| Sep 13 | A Friend In Need… |
| Sep 12 | Hello My Name Is Antichrist |
| Sep 11 | Leave Me Out of It, Scotty |
| Sep 10 | The Sneeze of the Shes |
| Sep 7 | The French Confection |
| Sep 6 | Getting Attached to Technology |
| Sep 5 | Dumb Fun in the Sun |
| Sep 4 | All Hail the Refrigerator |
| Sep 3 | Bullet Time |
| Aug 31 | Prayer Etiquette – originally posted [5-6-10] |
| Aug 30 | War Funds – originally posted [3-3-10] |
| Aug 29 | Conversation Contributions – originally posted [2-5-10] |
| Aug 28 | Pizza Delivery – originally posted [1-18-10] |
| Aug 27 | Geekdom – originally posted [12-28-09] |
| Aug 24 | That’s PiaNO! I Said PiaNI! |
| Aug 23 | Yo Mama’s Day |
| Aug 22 | Rise and Whine |
| Aug 21 | Hot-Headed Actors |
| Aug 20 | Closing Ceremonies |
| Aug 17 | My No-No About Yo-Yos |
| Aug 16 | The BIG Game |
| Aug 15 | InnerBug |
| Aug 14 | Sieg Hair |
| Aug 13 | Great, Kid. Don’t Get Cocky |
| Aug 10 | Grinder Reminder |
| Aug 9 | Ode to the Man-Child |
| Aug 8 | Pillow Talk |
| Aug 7 | Roll With the Punches |
| Aug 6 | Dinnerware for the Decapitated |
| Aug 3 | Boob Tube |
| Aug 2 | You Have the Right to Remain Awesome |
| Aug 1 | Trying a Doctor’s Patients |
| Jul 31 | Which Way to Pray |
| Jul 30 | The Flirtatious Flosser |
| Jul 27 | Baby Talk |
| Jul 26 | Hurry Up And Weight |
| Jul 25 | No Questions Asked |
| Jul 24 | A Bum Eye |
| Jul 23 | It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Eternity |
| Jul 20 | Have a Good Day |
| Jul 19 | Garbageman Fan |
| Jul 18 | A River Runs Poo It |
| Jul 17 | Be All That You Can Be |
| Jul 16 | Air Éclair |
| Jul 13 | Just Flasking For Trouble |
| Jul 12 | In Support of Women |
| Jul 11 | The Star Treatment |
| Jul 10 | Comacise |
| Jul 9 | Fast Food Fears |
| Jul 6 | Visual Air Conditioning |
| Jul 5 | She’s a Real Knockout |
| Jul 4 | Third Time’s the Harm |
| Jul 3 | Fire It Up |
| Jul 2 | Little Orphan Sammie |
| Jun 29 | Bug Eat Dog |
| Jun 28 | Train of Thought |
| Jun 27 | Statue of Stupidity |
| Jun 26 | Manhattan Worder Mystery |
| Jun 25 | In a New York Minute |
| Jun 22 | Prince Harming |
| Jun 21 | I’m Not Bananas About Bananas |
| Jun 20 | No Twin Scenario |
| Jun 19 | Beady Equals Seedy |
| Jun 18 | Suck It Up |
| Jun 15 | Get Off on the Wrong Foot |
| Jun 14 | Seek and Desktroy |
| Jun 13 | Spellcheck |
| Jun 12 | Love is in the Air |
| Jun 11 | It’s Hip to be Square |
| Jun 8 | Boxtaposition |
| Jun 7 | The God Files |
| Jun 6 | Catch Twenty Poo |
| Jun 5 | Hair Bear Hunch |
| Jun 4 | Frozen in Fear |
| Jun 1 | Marriage for the Win |
| May 31 | Neverending Wedding |
| May 30 | In Defense of Wedding Dresses |
| May 29 | The Needo for a Tuxedo |
| May 28 | The Wedding Plan Man |
| May 25 | WidowMakeover |
| May 24 | Gas, Grass or Fax |
| May 23 | Confection Confession |
| May 22 | APB on the DOA |
| May 21 | Hippocratic Immunity |
| May 18 | Always Think Ahead |
| May 17 | Shampooped Out |
| May 16 | Not-So-ExtraTerrestrial |
| May 15 | The Stitch Snitch |
| May 14 | I Get No Respect |
| May 11 | A Picture is Worth a Thousand Fibs |
| May 10 | We Want a Picture, Not a Belly Itcher |
| May 9 | Hurry Up and Wait |
| May 8 | Mug Shot |
| May 7 | Out of the Picture |
| May 4 | Crappin’ on Cartwheels |
| May 3 | Thou Shalt Not Be Rude |
| May 2 | Self Esteem is Fickle |
| May 1 | Childproof Aloof |
| Apr 30 | Baptism Without Fire |
| Apr 27 | Workers Confrontation |
| Apr 26 | Asskew |
| Apr 25 | Blanket Party Pooper |
| Apr 24 | House of Shame |
| Apr 23 | A Flair for Guns |
| Apr 20 | Evil Be to Him Who Evil Thinks |
| Apr 19 | See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil |
| Apr 18 | The Root of All Evil |
| Apr 17 | A Necessary Evil |
| Apr 16 | Lesser of Two Evils |
| Apr 13 | Just Deserts |
| Apr 12 | Sportsmanship – Sudden Death |
| Apr 11 | Sportsmanship Halftime |
| Apr 10 | Sportsmanship – First Inning |
| Apr 9 | Peter Cottonfail |
| Apr 6 | Forsake a Wish |
| Apr 5 | My Number One Question About Nudist Camps |
| Apr 4 | Manila Folders – Part 2 |
| Apr 3 | Manila File Folders – Part 1 |
| Apr 2 | Seal of Approval |
| Mar 30 | Socratic Method for Dummies |
| Mar 29 | Fatherland |
| Mar 28 | Prehistoric Crap |
| Mar 27 | Ghost in the Drywall |
| Mar 26 | Playing Hard to Get |
| Mar 23 | Politics Make Strange Bugfellows |
| Mar 22 | Sympathy for the Devil |
| Mar 21 | The Time to Blast Has Passed |
| Mar 20 | March Mania |
| Mar 19 | Boneheaded Butlers |
| Mar 16 | A Cocktail For Disaster |
| Mar 15 | The Topic of Cancer |
| Mar 14 | You Call This Archaeology? |
| Mar 13 | Flora From Heaven |
| Mar 12 | Daylight Hazing Time |
| Mar 9 | When Harry Met Sally (Directors Cut) |
| Mar 8 | Envying Arizona |
| Mar 7 | A Great White Lark |
| Mar 6 | Rhodes Squadron |
| Mar 5 | HeadEx |
| Mar 2 | The Unmasked Avenger |
| Mar 1 | Hospital Hospitality |
| Feb 29 | The Trouble With Table Tennis |
| Feb 28 | (Not So) Technical Support |
| Feb 27 | Legacy of the Asses |
| Feb 24 | A Blight For Sore Eyes |
| Feb 23 | Why I Don’t Wear Hawaiian Shirts |
| Feb 22 | Read Between the Whines |
| Feb 21 | Kickin’ Around Phrases |
| Feb 20 | Rise of the Planet of the Flags |
| Feb 17 | Buns of Feel |
| Feb 16 | Ken Gets Burned |
| Feb 15 | Root of the Problem |
| Feb 14 | Valentine’s Day Gifts |
| Feb 13 | Valentine’s Day Eve |
| Feb 10 | Kiss Off |
| Feb 9 | Seduced By Mister E. |
| Feb 8 | Socially Lubed |
| Feb 7 | We Got a Funky Kind of Love |
| Feb 6 | Courtship Consultation |
| Feb 3 | Super Bowl Party Pooper |
| Feb 2 | The Fellowship of the Super Bowl |
| Feb 1 | Regarding Hippies |
| Jan 31 | Bratzilla |
| Jan 30 | Up a War Without a Paddle |
| Jan 27 | How NOT To Be Sick |
| Jan 26 | How To Be Sick – Part 4 |
| Jan 25 | How To Be Sick – Part 3 |
| Jan 24 | How To Be Sick – Part 2 |
| Jan 23 | How To Be Sick – Part 1 |
| Jan 20 | Malicious Melodies |
| Jan 19 | Office Supply Injuries |
| Jan 18 | Babbling Bodaciously |
| Jan 17 | An Alarming Appliance |
| Jan 16 | Soot First, Ash Questions Later |
| Jan 13 | If I Were a Rich Man |
| Jan 12 | Kidney Failure |
| Jan 11 | Pesky Lil’ Padawans |
| Jan 10 | Guilt Does a Body Good |
| Jan 9 | Golden Cower |
| Jan 6 | Dr. TooGood |
| Jan 5 | Sleeping Moody |
| Jan 4 | The Geek Won’t Inherit the Earth |
| Jan 3 | The Fashionable Ninja |
| Jan 2 | Bitter About Glitter |
| Dec 30 | It’s A New Year, Baby! |
| Dec 29 | Sled Till Yer Dead |
| Dec 28 | Pining for a Porch |
| Dec 27 | Pace Yourself, Quasimodo |
| Dec 26 | Happy Birthday to Snooze |
| Dec 23 | The Gift of the Magi -Part IV |
| Dec 22 | The Gift of the Magi – Part III |
| Dec 21 | The Gift of the Magi – Part II |
| Dec 20 | The Gift of the Magi – Part I |
| Dec 19 | Gift Of The Magi (Preamble) |
| Dec 16 | Chief Sitting Bug |
| Dec 15 | Blood, Sweat…But No Tears |
| Dec 14 | The Man with the Golden Neck |
| Dec 13 | World Flame War II |
| Dec 12 | Crazy Hates Company |
| Dec 9 | Troubled Truant Tracker |
| Dec 8 | A Period of Time |
| Dec 7 | There’s No Place Like Jail |
| Dec 6 | Facing My Demons |
| Dec 5 | In Defense of Flinchers |
| Dec 2 | Shake Yer Blues Away |
| Dec 1 | Sideshow Jobs |
| Nov 30 | A Real Pain in the Brain |
| Nov 29 | Anyone for Tennis? |
| Nov 28 | The Brave and the Bold |
| Nov 25 | The Flat Out Truth |
| Nov 24 | A Harem of Holidays |
| Nov 23 | My Senior Moments |
| Nov 22 | My Inner Travelogue |
| Nov 21 | Sneak a Squeak |
| Nov 18 | Bait and Switch |
| Nov 17 | Tarzan’t |
| Nov 16 | A Healthy Marriage |
| Nov 15 | Up, Up and No Way |
| Nov 14 | Peerless Pressure |
| Nov 11 | How to Abduct Me |
| Nov 10 | Night of the Living Supervisor |
| Nov 9 | Old Gray Jesus, He Ain’t What He Used to Be |
| Nov 8 | Dig It |
| Nov 7 | Breakfast of Sex Champions |
| Nov 4 | The Allure of Super-Coat |
| Nov 3 | Toss My Salad |
| Nov 2 | Aging Sucks |
| Nov 1 | Steal a Few Winks |
| Oct 31 | Treats are Tricky |
| Oct 28 | Hallowscreams VS Chrismush |
| Oct 27 | Halloween Memories – Part 2 |
| Oct 26 | Halloween Hyperbole |
| Oct 25 | Halloween Memories |
| Oct 24 | Hallowfiends |
| Oct 21 | My Vacuum Cleaner PSA |
| Oct 20 | A Detonation of Dirty Dust |
| Oct 19 | Similes for Soil-Suckers |
| Oct 18 | A Compulsion to Clean |
| Oct 17 | Vacuum Cleaner Demeanor |
| Oct 14 | Hot Air Balloon: THE MOVIE! |
| Oct 13 | Aww, Aren’t They Cute? |
| Oct 12 | Life is but a Dream |
| Oct 11 | Broaching Cannibalism |
| Oct 10 | Dark Bug of the Sith |
| Oct 7 | The Thrill of Mediocrity |
| Oct 6 | Flossing is a Real Phus |
| Oct 5 | Ditzy Gypsy |
| Oct 4 | A Black Eye for Black Eyes |
| Oct 3 | Mother of God |
| Sep 30 | Barbarian SATs |
| Sep 29 | How to Pillage a Village |
| Sep 28 | Barbarian Table Manners |
| Sep 27 | For the Stylish Savage |
| Sep 26 | Bugbarian Week |
| Sep 23 | The Terrible Two |
| Sep 22 | Double O Bug (Part 2) |
| Sep 21 | Mating Calls |
| Sep 20 | Advertising Hell |
| Sep 19 | The Handicapable Swordfighter |
| Sep 16 | Ignorance Was Bliss |
| Sep 15 | Obtaining Jet Boots |
| Sep 14 | Barking Up the Wrong Tree |
| Sep 13 | Hospital Helper |
| Sep 12 | Respect for the Family Photographer |
| Sep 9 | Back to School |
| Sep 8 | Summer Bummer |
| Sep 7 | Scheduling Conflict |
| Sep 6 | Dapper Keeper |
| Sep 5 | School’s in, Sucka’ |
| Sep 2 | Having a Mace Up Your Sleeve |
| Sep 1 | The Gigantic Downturn |
| Aug 31 | I’m Batbug |
| Aug 30 | Cactus Competition |
| Aug 29 | Debunking Women’s Intuition |
| Aug 26 | The God Couple |
| Aug 25 | Dude! |
| Aug 24 | Take the Plunge |
| Aug 23 | Bad News for Hikers |
| Aug 22 | Checks, Change and Children |
| Aug 19 | Yo-Yo Injuries (Uncommon) |
| Aug 18 | Yo-Yo Injuries (Common) |
| Aug 17 | Blinded by Mad Science |
| Aug 16 | My Feelings On Funerals |
| Aug 15 | Swing and a Miss |
| Aug 12 | Smarty at the Arty Party |
| Aug 11 | Bug Odyssey |
| Aug 10 | My Dictionary is a Real Lemon |
| Aug 9 | Picturesque Passages |
| Aug 8 | Church Hospital |
| Aug 4 | Taut Political Thrillers |
| Aug 3 | Eating Your Way to 100 |
| Aug 2 | Swordsmith Blues |
| Aug 1 | Better Sorry Than Safe |
| Jul 29 | A Violent Vacation |
| Jul 28 | The Spy Who Revolted Me |
| Jul 27 | Healer Hooky |
| Jul 26 | Longing to Lollygag |
| Jul 25 | Just Call Me Hank |
| Jul 22 | No Sumo for Youmo |
| Jul 21 | Heavenly Hyperbole |
| Jul 20 | Top Bug |
| Jul 19 | The Moms Shall Inherit the Earth |
| Jul 18 | Doing Away with D-Bags |
| Jul 15 | Not the Smartest Artist |
| Jul 14 | The Muse of Misery |
| Jul 13 | The Art of Clothing |
| Jul 12 | The Three P’s |
| Jul 11 | How to be an Artist |
| Jul 8 | Heaven Help Us |
| Jul 7 | I am the Lizard King |
| Jul 6 | The Trouble with Tasers |
| Jul 5 | Laundromat for Dictators |
| Jul 4 | Exploding With Independence |
| Jul 1 | Grape Nuts Incarnate |
| Jun 30 | Bullets and Bodyguards |
| Jun 29 | Satan Be Praised |
| Jun 28 | Tree’s Company |
| Jun 27 | Anti-Amish Alliteration |
| Jun 24 | Lethal Weapon |
| Jun 23 | Exasperated Egyptian |
| Jun 22 | Terminator: Restitution |
| Jun 21 | Battling Bowlers |
| Jun 20 | Satan Rules |
| Jun 17 | Quiet Riot |
| Jun 16 | Pirate Parents |
| Jun 15 | Penny For Your Thoughts |
| Jun 14 | Lil’ Typhoid Mary |
| Jun 13 | My Cemetery Inclination |
| Jun 10 | Castle Hassle |
| Jun 9 | Hostage Taker / Heartbreaker |
| Jun 8 | A Cavalcade of Characters |
| Jun 7 | Non-Essential Personnel |
| Jun 6 | Quiet But Lethal |
| Jun 3 | Aw Heck, a Turtleneck |
| Jun 2 | Sorcerer in the Slammer |
| Jun 1 | The Only Way To Fly |
| May 31 | Comic Striptease |
| May 30 | The Big Picture |
| May 27 | Where No Bug Has Gone Before |
| May 26 | Just Desserts |
| May 25 | All’s Fair in Love and Grenades |
| May 24 | Skirt the Issue |
| May 23 | The Path to Pessimism |
| May 20 | Nice Dads Finish Last |
| May 19 | Gold Digger |
| May 18 | Getting Rid of Your Car (Disadvantages) |
| May 17 | Getting Rid of Your Car (Advantages) |
| May 16 | My Calling Card |
| May 13 | You Gotta Keep ’em Separated |
| May 12 | The Evolution of Squirt Guns |
| May 11 | One Man’s Treat is Another Man’s Poison |
| May 10 | Trials And Tribulations |
| May 9 | My Battle with Cancer |
| May 6 | Anti-Antichrist |
| May 5 | Shout at the Devil |
| May 4 | Hungry as Hell |
| May 3 | Mark of the Beast |
| May 2 | Beelzebaby |
| Apr 29 | Nothing to Sneeze At |
| Apr 28 | Scepter Objector |
| Apr 27 | Pet Grieves |
| Apr 26 | Eyes Buggin’ Out |
| Apr 25 | Marriage Carriage |
| Apr 22 | Office Français |
| Apr 21 | DeFUNbrillator |
| Apr 20 | Appetite Through the Ages |
| Apr 19 | Love The One You’re With |
| Apr 18 | God is NOT My Co-pilot |
| Apr 15 | Handling Harassment |
| Apr 14 | HarassMANt |
| Apr 13 | Types of Harassment |
| Apr 12 | Origins of Harassment |
| Apr 11 | An Amassment of Harassment |
| Apr 8 | Web Of Doom |
| Apr 7 | Bugfoot |
| Apr 6 | Regular As Clockwork |
| Apr 5 | Play Dead |
| Apr 4 | Hug It Out |
| Apr 1 | Post Cinematic Rap Session |
| Mar 31 | On The Edge Of My Seat |
| Mar 30 | Popcorn Bucket Blues |
| Mar 29 | Theater Trek |
| Mar 28 | Movie Knight |
| Mar 25 | Shanghai Surprise |
| Mar 24 | Hippy 101 |
| Mar 23 | Double Trouble |
| Mar 22 | Walk It Off |
| Mar 21 | Talent Low |
| Mar 18 | Delay of the Dragon |
| Mar 17 | Scared Straight |
| Mar 16 | After These Messages |
| Mar 15 | Den Of Iniquity |
| Mar 14 | Food for Thought |
| Mar 11 | Curling Up with a Good Book |
| Mar 10 | Sawfully Unnecessary |
| Mar 9 | Piano Lesson |
| Mar 8 | Vampire Enquire |
| Mar 7 | Bug Of The Cloth |
| Mar 4 | Super Size Me |
| Mar 3 | Checkin’ For Killers |
| Mar 2 | Posing With My Posse |
| Mar 1 | Judge-Mental |
| Feb 28 | Bug Brothers |
| Feb 25 | Movies I’m Dying to See |
| Feb 24 | Jerk Frost |
| Feb 23 | Flame Off |
| Feb 22 | Tinkle Troubles |
| Feb 21 | Phone Home |
| Feb 18 | Home Ec Dreck |
| Feb 17 | Goin’ Out In Style |
| Feb 16 | Face Value |
| Feb 15 | Dork Master |
| Feb 14 | Luv Coupons |
| Feb 11 | The Problem With Short Arms |
| Feb 10 | Conning Yer Co-Workers |
| Feb 9 | Saloon Doors |
| Feb 8 | Vegetarians VS Atkins |
| Feb 7 | An Eruption of Knowledge |
| Feb 4 | Prettify Your Potty |
| Feb 3 | School of Thought |
| Feb 2 | Identifying Your Insolvency |
| Feb 1 | Fashion Bug |
| Jan 31 | What To Bellow |
| Jan 28 | The ‘Ol Summertime Sneak-Out |
| Jan 27 | No More Tears |
| Jan 26 | Baptism Bloopers |
| Jan 25 | Bedtime Bestiary |
| Jan 24 | The Brighter Side of Banishment |
| Jan 21 | Any Last Words? |
| Jan 20 | Slim Pickins at the Buddy Buffet |
| Jan 19 | Strike a Pose |
| Jan 18 | Time’s Up |
| Jan 17 | No Shirt, No Shoes, No Way in Hell |
| Jan 14 | That’s What Friends Are For |
| Jan 13 | Taxes are so Taxing |
| Jan 12 | Meanwhile, on ESPN 7… |
| Jan 11 | Bright Eyed And Bushy Tailed |
| Jan 10 | Ramp It Up |
| Jan 7 | Lightning Bug |
| Jan 6 | It’s The Hard Knock Life |
| Jan 5 | Junctions Of Compunction |
| Jan 4 | Best Lookin’ Dude on the Milk Carton |
| Jan 3 | A Medicinal Cold War |
