Haha, I’ve gone looking for intruders before with improvised weaponry. Of course mine wasn’t anywhere near as impressive as the Sanford & Son box set, I believe I was trying to pretend a stick my dog had been chewing was a sword.
Who has Sanford and Son readily available by their bedside? Oh, and thank you…I now having that theme song ditty in my head for the rest of the day….sigh.
Funny that you mentioned Sandford and Son, Redd Foxx portrayed the lead character.
I saw it on TV Land when I was at a friend’s place, my friend was a fan of the show.
When I was little, my dad did Revolutionary War reenactments (my house was built in 1765, so my town’s old), and as part of his costume he had a gun that was probably about 5 feet long and fired when it was loaded correctly, which they did in the reenactments (minus bullets). He kept it above the mantel. So once, when I was six and my parents were out late (it was only 10pm, but it was winter and way past my bedtime), I thought I heard someone, snuck out of bed, grabbed a handful of rocks from the fishtank to use as bullets, and climbed up on chairs and a ton of miscellaneous stuff to reach and carry a gun that was way taller and heavier than I was, as well as the powderhorn. I proceeded to patrol the house with it until my parents returned home.
There’s nothing more terrifying than the thought of death by shrimp fork.
This all sounds very very familiar, except I’d use a couple of Wheel of Time books instead of the DVD box…
Hey, Sanford and Son ran for 6 seasons. That’s quite the intimidating weapon.
THAT’S TWELVE SEASONS TOO FEW!
Haha, I’ve gone looking for intruders before with improvised weaponry. Of course mine wasn’t anywhere near as impressive as the Sanford & Son box set, I believe I was trying to pretend a stick my dog had been chewing was a sword.
Amazingly.. this happened to me last night D:
And that is why I keep a set of Samurai swords between the mattress and box-springs.
Seems like that would be inconvenient if you have your lady-friends over.
Who has Sanford and Son readily available by their bedside? Oh, and thank you…I now having that theme song ditty in my head for the rest of the day….sigh.
BWAHAHAHA… Sanford and Son…f’ing sweet…
Wait… so you’re saying my teddybear won’t protect me?
Not unless his name is Clovis
Funny that you mentioned Sandford and Son, Redd Foxx portrayed the lead character.
I saw it on TV Land when I was at a friend’s place, my friend was a fan of the show.
I’m adding Sanford & Son to my list of Ninja weaponry
A lumpy pillow sounds horrifyingly lethal…
lol lumpy pillow XD actually an argument of who gets the 1st stab seems possible
Sadly my senario usually goes something like.
-What was that noise?
-Oh god, someone’s going to kill me…
-zzzzzzzz
Panel 3:
Bug: Maybe instead of holding these, I should work on the Crane Kick instead.
The second panel is responsible for my neighbours now thinking I’m completely insane.
I meant the third panel… fail, self.
Aww man, the intruder’s only going to want to sit down and watch it with you!
When I was little, my dad did Revolutionary War reenactments (my house was built in 1765, so my town’s old), and as part of his costume he had a gun that was probably about 5 feet long and fired when it was loaded correctly, which they did in the reenactments (minus bullets). He kept it above the mantel. So once, when I was six and my parents were out late (it was only 10pm, but it was winter and way past my bedtime), I thought I heard someone, snuck out of bed, grabbed a handful of rocks from the fishtank to use as bullets, and climbed up on chairs and a ton of miscellaneous stuff to reach and carry a gun that was way taller and heavier than I was, as well as the powderhorn. I proceeded to patrol the house with it until my parents returned home.
My imagination definitely gets the best of me as well.