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Dead Honest

by Adam on March 10, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. Tina M
    Tina M
    March 10, 2010 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

    YEAH!! I totally agree with this, and have been saying it for years! What's really frustrating is when you KNOW they were a no-good, throw-rocks-at-kittens kind of person, and then YOU have to create a fluffy, flowery, saintly eulogy for the person!!!!

    Anyway. Thanks for the great comic.

  2. Aphiliam
    Aphiliam
    March 10, 2010 at 8:50 am | # | Reply

    My ex-boyfriend and his friends are in a pact, for whoever dies first, the others have to go to his funeral, go up on stage and say "-Namehere-… what a cunt."

    • Adam
      Adam
      March 10, 2010 at 8:52 am | # | Reply

      I think I'd rather be the dead guy than the one that has to say that.

    • Aphiliam
      Aphiliam
      March 24, 2010 at 8:51 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, that's why they entered the pact, it's a rush to die first so you don't have to say it. One is in the army so he's got a step up.

      Boys are silly.

  3. amberbydreams
    amberbydreams
    March 10, 2010 at 10:13 am | # | Reply

    "You said Billy Mays had the most annoying voice in the world and you wanted him dead just yesterday. Don't regret it just 'cause he is dead now!"

  4. SteamSaint
    SteamSaint
    March 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm | # | Reply

    ha! my grandfather was curious about this himself… he was rather well known for muttering "He was a son of a bitch when he was alive. he's a son of a bitch when he's dead." at a funeral or two.

  5. Floy
    Floy
    April 12, 2010 at 5:50 pm | # | Reply

    All Right, So I'm official a fan!! I stumbled across this tonight, and after a very crappy day I'm finally ending it on a good note.. I also wet myself a bit.. Way to go!

    • Adam
      Adam
      April 12, 2010 at 6:18 pm | # | Reply

      Always glad to make a new fan and provoke them into involuntary urination.

      • lythera
        lythera
        February 1, 2011 at 8:54 am | # | Reply

        well i don't know about pissing myself laughing while reading ur comic.. but this comment damn near made me do it. XD

  6. Samir
    Samir
    April 15, 2010 at 1:32 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah I got friends at work that always say. "Don't speak ill of the dead." I always respond with.. "Even Hitler?"

  7. Mike
    Mike
    May 22, 2010 at 5:29 am | # | Reply

    Have you ever seen the video of Graham Chapman's funeral? It's what I think all funerals ought to be like.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHk9WC7fnQ

  8. Hollee
    Hollee
    May 29, 2010 at 6:36 pm | # | Reply

    There's an entire black comedy movie based on this concept called "World's Greatest Dad". It stars Robin Williams, and is actually a pretty good movie…though disturbing enough that I only wanted to watch it once.

  9. Framtonm
    Framtonm
    May 30, 2010 at 7:33 pm | # | Reply

    When a gangster died here (Australia) recently, someone said, "You should always speak good of the dead. He's dead. Good!"

  10. Lucien
    Lucien
    June 21, 2010 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Hmm…There's an identical skit in the flash animation "Neurotically Yours" series

    • lythera
      lythera
      February 1, 2011 at 8:55 am | # | Reply

      u know what they say great minds think alike =)

  11. anonymous
    anonymous
    November 11, 2010 at 3:26 pm | # | Reply

    I think I'll put it in my will that people have to insult me at my funeral, and that the one who has the funniest insult, as judged by my backup machine consciousness, will be the receiver of the greatest cut of my fortune.

    Or whatever is left of it after the whole thing with the backup consciousness.

  12. lee
    lee
    January 7, 2011 at 5:15 pm | # | Reply

    it's because dead people cannot defend themselves with whatever bad things that are said to them

  13. Eric P
    Eric P
    January 12, 2011 at 5:37 pm | # | Reply

    Yes, please be honest at my funeral, or just go the hell home, please?

  14. Joshua P
    Joshua P
    January 25, 2011 at 12:55 pm | # | Reply

    Second Panel. Dang it, I ruined my keyboard with milk. Just couldn't stop laughing

  15. sunday
    sunday
    January 26, 2011 at 3:09 am | # | Reply

    SO FUCKING TRUE

  16. Josep Blas
    Josep Blas
    February 16, 2011 at 10:25 am | # | Reply

    Whoa, that guy in the last panel is basically me… been reading all your strips today… you have a new fan!

  17. Ananymoose
    Ananymoose
    February 20, 2011 at 6:43 pm | # | Reply

    Heh, the last panel is exactly what I would do. I'm not going to hold my tongue just because the person is dead. If the person was a bastard, I WILL go up on the funeral stage and say it.

  18. Jesse
    Jesse
    March 3, 2011 at 7:03 am | # | Reply

    I want to have what they had in the Ender series of books. A Speaker for the Dead. After you die they investigate your entire life, nothing is kept secret from them. Then at your funeral they tell it all to everyone. Nothing is left out, they do not emphasize your good or bad deeds, they just tell it like it is.

  19. ZoboCamel
    ZoboCamel
    March 9, 2011 at 11:11 pm | # | Reply

    I remember seeing something very similar to this on The Chaser's War to Everything a few years ago. And in song form, to boot:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLVsIpejFgM

    Of course, being on TV, the skit ended up causing every easily offended person in the country to flood every form of media with complaints for the next fortnight.

  20. Annnnnnnnnnnnnoymous
    Annnnnnnnnnnnnoymous
    March 26, 2011 at 11:48 am | # | Reply

    I have been skipping around your comics for ages. I love it! Keep em coming! March 23rd 2011

  21. Matlex
    Matlex
    January 1, 2012 at 3:14 pm | # | Reply

    makes me think of the Speakers For The Dead in the Ender's Game series.

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