Congratulations on taking the first step on your journey to atheism.
We shall bow our heads in prayer…
Dear Father, grant us this liquor! 2Johns and a bed!
Jesus didn’t care for so-called “priests” spewing BS, either, so I don’t think that’s exactly the path to atheism.
Congratulations on being insufferable
If you memorize the bible perfectly and are able to quote lines from anywhere in it, complete with verse reference, then people admire you and treat you with respect. If you memorize every line and detail in Star Trek with the ability to quote whatever you like and add the name and number of the episode, respect isn’t really what people treat you with.
Ok, so which in which episode of which series did who say this?
‘Trust is earned, not given away!’
And by trust I mean [another word]
Yea but Star Trek is for DWEEBS! Kirk was a little b***h!
STARWARS FOREVER RAAARRGNNNAARRAAAAA!!!
Han read first.
“So how did you get into the VIP section in heaven?”
No need for a bible in a holster. There’s gottta be an ap for that.
Don’t forget to add a hemeneuticon to your tool belt. Jesus (from the strip Jesus and Mo) got one on ebay. You can’t tell the facts from the metaphor without one.
“Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free.” I’m thinking that Proverbs is the book one would find that verse in.
My favorite book is II Opinions.
I read through the entire bible once, when someone told me there’s a verse in there that said someone, I think Jacob, “tied his ass to a tree and walked three miles.”
It’s not in there.
Saint Han Solo… The patron saint of parsecs.
The Bible itself says we should check to see if what we’re hearing is actually what it says. Don’t let someone else tell you what it says, read it yourself. God had it written for a reason. And no, I’m not trying to start a whole discussion on the Bible v. Atheism or anything else. Just sayin’.
PLEASE don’t start filling up this (or any other) thread with a bunch of dissenting views, and going on and on about how wrong I am. You can tell me off when I come to your door. Everyone’s entitled to their beliefs, this is mine.
Nicely put, Jeff, old bean.
I think bug comics are awesome, so I think to myself: I could marry a guy this funny but it would be awesome if he was also hot. So I googled Adam Huber images…please tell me you’re a model and comic genius
Yeah, I saw that guy too. Make’s the rest of us flabby Adam Huber’s look bad.
Leviticus, section nine, part two: RELOADED…..!!!!
ROFL..You are the best, Adam. keep up the great stuff..
Check it out! He’s got a Bible Belt ;D
Now if only somebody would do this at Westboro Baptist Church.
Oh wait, they’ll (hypocritically) call you a sin against God and accuse you for all the crimes against nature you never committed (hypocrisy marches on) before stoning you to death for blasphemy (again, hypocrisy skyrockets).
the very reason that i believe that u cant always believe everything u read, hear, see.
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