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I Hate Church

April 19th, 2010 | by Adam

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  1. Mandy
    Mandy
    April 19, 2010 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Wow, flashback. I know exactly what you’re talking about. It was fun to put the envelopes back with all the doodles on them.

  2. Sam
    Sam
    April 19, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    The only thing that made it worse was sunday school.

    • Curious
      Curious
      July 17, 2010 at 1:33 pm | # | Reply

      I am a youth director and am honestly curious. What would have made Sunday School more fun for you? I want to be able to make it fun for the kids that come to my church (while hopefully they still learn something).

      • Anna
        Anna
        August 8, 2010 at 6:09 pm | # | Reply

        I can relate to little Bug. Thankfully, once I was a teenager, my mother was cool with me not going if I didn’t feel like it, but she still wanted me to go if I could.

        Now, to answer your question, Curious (hang on, it’s a long one).
        Sunday School never did anything for me except turn me away from wanting to be there. I was told that most of my friends were going to hell (because they were gay, Jewish, not Christian) and that I wasn’t supposed to hang around nonChristians because they might cause me to turn from god. I was also told that things I loved, like classic rock, were sinful and I should be listening to Christian rock instead, because “it’s the same thing, but with a god-centred message”. When they shunned my brother because he was a scraggle-haired teenage sound technician who asked questions they couldn’t answer (or cited, chapter and verse, things that countered what he was being told), well, that was the last straw for me. I had already migrated to not going to Sunday School and just teaching the little ones (god made the world is so much simpler than trying to defend your gay family members every week), so I did my last gig with the children’s choir I directed, went to study abroad, and when I came home, never went back to church. I couldn’t stand the hypocrisy of the people trying to teach me, I couldn’t stand the limited world view that they were trying to get me to believe, and I could never straighten out how a religion based on love could shun so many people (Jesus chilled with an unpopular crowd, didn’t he? -even the tax man!). Plus, I hated praise music- that didn’t really help either.

        I don’t know how your church runs things, but had I found people who admitted that they didn’t know everything, admitted (and talked about) when they made a mistake and didn’t condemn us for the same things, accepted that people are people and we are all going to screw up, and didn’t shun anyone for self expression…well, that would have been amazing. I didn’t need more preachy programs that served only the people in our doors. I wanted a human church that actually followed that love thing Jesus talks about and went out and served the community in a St Francis kind of way- teach the gospel to all the world and, if necessary, use words. Soup kitchens, shelters, park clean ups…anything, would have been nice.

        And less praise music. Not everything old is bad or needs to be jazzed up. Sometimes, Victory in Jesus, sang like it’s actually a victory song, is all a body needs.

        Now, I walk into a church and I feel like I’m going to catch fire or something.

        • Dr. Sakuya, PhD
          Dr. Sakuya, PhD
          August 9, 2010 at 10:17 pm | # | Reply

          My god, I don’t think I’ve even been able to use the phrase “TL;DR” with such certainty and force.

        • Nonesuch
          Nonesuch
          August 29, 2010 at 10:47 am | # | Reply

          Anna, it sounds like you would have loved the church I grew up in. (Also, I agree: less praise music. Yuck.)

  3. DavidW
    DavidW
    April 19, 2010 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

    We always had “bulletins” with the day’s agenda in it and a picture of the church on the front. I would always draw stick figures shooting at each and pushing each other off of the church onto spikes and stuff.

  4. weezact7
    weezact7
    April 19, 2010 at 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Man, I wish I’d had something to draw with to doodle during church. My mom didn’t like me doing anything other than “paying attention”. And if I didn’t behave, I had to sit in a chair facing the wall when we got home. I hear you on this one, though.

  5. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    April 19, 2010 at 2:30 am | # | Reply

    Church was so boring, I stopped going in recent years. But there were a few rare occasions I would go.
    Most of the time, I’m sitting at home on my ass.

  6. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    April 19, 2010 at 4:12 am | # | Reply

    Little Bug looks awfully cute in his Sunday best. Well … as cute as a hell-raising heathen can look.

  7. Randall
    Randall
    April 19, 2010 at 5:51 am | # | Reply

    Did you have padded pews or not padded pews? That was the real deal breaker.

  8. bman
    bman
    April 19, 2010 at 8:48 am | # | Reply

    This is definitely true more often than not. Especially for kids. I also doodled on the envelopes. That was a saving grace for childhood.

  9. Erik
    Erik
    April 19, 2010 at 10:10 am | # | Reply

    Ah church… I get dragged on Easter and Christmas, but other than that, I can mostly get out of it…

  10. TheKittyJournal
    TheKittyJournal
    April 19, 2010 at 11:41 am | # | Reply

    I had memories of falling asleep in church, only to be suddenly woken by the loud, off key, screeching singing of the people in the pews. It was a traumatic experience.

  11. slayerofpigs
    slayerofpigs
    April 19, 2010 at 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    I can’t wait until I’m considered old enough to decide not to go to church. (two years) Ive been ferried back and forth between baptist and presbyterian churches, and THEY ALL SMELL A DIFFERENT KIND OF WEIRD.

  12. Lisa
    Lisa
    April 19, 2010 at 1:12 pm | # | Reply

    This is painfully true. I would go to church with my friends and would doodle all over the envelopes.

  13. amberbydreams
    amberbydreams
    April 19, 2010 at 5:10 pm | # | Reply

    Augh.
    I actually have an interesting chrurch, complete with our ‘Genesis’ services (the name of the room they’re in), which is headed by our 20-something pastor and full of crazy teenagers. Our church missed the memo that the Lutherans are supposed to be the depressed ones. ^.^

    I still doodle all over the bulletins, though.

    • Phantomfluteplayer
      Phantomfluteplayer
      July 17, 2010 at 1:35 pm | # | Reply

      Yay Lutherans! (I am one too).

  14. Ginge
    Ginge
    April 19, 2010 at 6:58 pm | # | Reply

    I absolutely love the irony of the first panel, I had to stop myself from laughing out loud at work

  15. Michelle
    Michelle
    April 19, 2010 at 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    Did you have padded pews or not padded pews? That was the real deal breaker.

  16. Kellie
    Kellie
    April 19, 2010 at 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    I love the first panel – perfect!

  17. Chief M
    Chief M
    April 19, 2010 at 9:50 pm | # | Reply

    Age 12 – Dad said, “Do you want to go to church with Mom and Grandma, or cut firewood with me?” My thoughtful reply, “Well dad, it’s 10 below outside… Let me get my boots.”

  18. MikiSuzaki
    MikiSuzaki
    April 30, 2010 at 9:09 am | # | Reply

    Too bad. Now I go to a pretty rockin’ church, but when I was little I went to a different one. Oh man, it was so boring. I remember that’s when my brother taught me to draw a airplane on the bulletin.(I’m an artist now) :3

  19. Mitch
    Mitch
    May 10, 2010 at 11:44 am | # | Reply

    “Help me, Jesus!”
    How deliciously ironic.

  20. The Shoyru
    The Shoyru
    May 13, 2010 at 11:11 am | # | Reply

    this needs to be a bumper sticker.

  21. Uh
    Uh
    May 25, 2010 at 9:33 am | # | Reply

    The first and last time I saw the interior of the church on a school trip behalf of cultural diversity in the fifth grade. But anyway, I understand a little beetle. And there was people kissing a coffin.

  22. Maria
    Maria
    May 30, 2010 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Haha, as soon as I step inside the church my mind goes on a comma for the hour 1/2 that the mass goes on. It’s amazing. No other place can do that.

  23. potato
    potato
    May 31, 2010 at 5:04 pm | # | Reply

    never had this problem i was raised by wiccans

    • Fire Dancer
      Fire Dancer
      June 14, 2010 at 10:24 pm | # | Reply

      Merry meet Potato. The freedoms of a Wiccan childhood were awesome compared to constricted expectations within organized religions. I have no need to spend my life, on my knees, begging for forgiveness for something I did not do.
      Way to go bug.

  24. Mina
    Mina
    June 3, 2010 at 1:49 pm | # | Reply

    lol I love this one. :)

  25. grappled
    grappled
    August 10, 2010 at 3:49 pm | # | Reply

    I use to covertly make origami out of the mandatory ‘donation’ dollar. Folded in half and then folding the end over makes it square. Swans, cootie catchers, boxes, frogs, over a dozen types of airplanes, rings, roses, cranes… I wish I still remembered how to make them.

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