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Mysterious Bruises

by Adam on May 3, 2010 at 12:00 am
Posted In: comics

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  1. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    May 2, 2010 at 8:16 pm | # | Reply

    I often get mysterious bruises, then I realize they came from laughing so hard at Bug. Gotta love the docile, newspaper-reading bug/werewolf.

    • rages
      rages
      January 25, 2011 at 10:56 am | # | Reply

      Hes only a werebug

      • dark sea hunter
        dark sea hunter
        July 20, 2011 at 5:42 pm | # | Reply

        you do realize were- is a prefix meaning “man” right?

  2. tacitblue
    tacitblue
    May 3, 2010 at 3:50 am | # | Reply

    ah man.. cheap shot at Canadians

    • johann
      johann
      October 11, 2010 at 6:28 am | # | Reply

      we're uesd to it. i live in america now and there are almost as many canadian jokes as there are german jokes.

      • Thomas (German, btw)
        Thomas (German, btw)
        February 1, 2011 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

        Ha, there you do it yourself: Canadian don't consider themselves being part of America.

        • Arlo James Barnes
          Arlo James Barnes
          June 26, 2011 at 9:37 pm | # | Reply

          No, Canadians don’t consider the United States as having a monopoly on calling themselves America; They ( The US) are only one country in two continents-full of countries that could claim that label.

          • bah
            bah
            September 18, 2011 at 4:05 pm | #

            If you are talking about the continents, then it is either North America or South America. There is no continent called America. If you are talking about “United States”, then you could be talking about the United States of America, or the United States of Mexico.
            If The United States of Mexico can abbreviate to Mexico, then The United States of America can abbreviate to America. No one will confuse America (country) with North America, South America, or The Americas.

          • random
            random
            November 24, 2011 at 5:23 pm | #

            Not really. There are 5 continents. Africa, Asia, Europe, Oceania and America.

            There is no problem with people refering USA as America if they really want to(besides some complaints about arrongacy) but I really wish people were constant about it. Even in serious places you can see someone call it USA and America while using America to refer to the entire continent. Hell I have ever seen America being used as Canada + USA and as equivalent to North America.

            So the conclusion is don’t use it at all as it is simply easier to work with.

          • Kimi
            Kimi
            January 2, 2012 at 9:48 pm | #

            There are six continents, recognised as being tectonic plates with significant land masses on them: North America, South America, Africa, Antarctica, Australia, and Eurasia (Oceania being a tectonic plate in the Pacific Ocean without a continent on it). Europe and Asia are further subdivided because the land mass is so large. North and South America are separate continents, collectively called the Americas, with the inhabitants all technically called Americans. However, what are residents of the USA supposed to call themselves – “United Statians” doesn’t have a particularly nice ring…
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plate_tectonics#Current_plates
            http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/american

  3. MoonDust
    MoonDust
    May 3, 2010 at 3:53 am | # | Reply

    Too funny.. My Canadian friend LOL'd. :)

    Love the werewolf frame.

  4. Schmuck13
    Schmuck13
    May 3, 2010 at 4:05 am | # | Reply

    Love The Warebug

  5. o0o
    o0o
    May 3, 2010 at 4:07 am | # | Reply

    man, last night found i have bruises ALL OVER my legs! wtf man! i was drinking the night before, but i didn't do anything but lay on the couch and watch tv. they are seriously on all sides of my legs. it must have been the hockey player thing.

  6. Kelly
    Kelly
    May 3, 2010 at 8:33 am | # | Reply

    Lol…I can totally relate! Love it :)

  7. Pinkster
    Pinkster
    May 3, 2010 at 11:52 am | # | Reply

    What? no more bug? I just read all there are? are you sick?get a better job? what gives? MORE BUG PLEASE ! ! !

  8. Pinkster
    Pinkster
    May 3, 2010 at 11:53 am | # | Reply

    what? ok today is March 3rd, so…more tomorrow? <wiping egg from face

    • Itsamee
      Itsamee
      May 3, 2010 at 2:21 pm | # | Reply

      Are you going to eat that egg?

    • Iforwhat
      Iforwhat
      November 27, 2011 at 10:13 am | # | Reply

      ? I’m confused, you commented on may the third.

  9. watcher
    watcher
    May 3, 2010 at 7:15 pm | # | Reply

    I'm not your buddy, friend!

    • Racso
      Racso
      May 6, 2010 at 5:01 pm | # | Reply

      I'm not you friend, guy!

      • kuhui
        kuhui
        May 6, 2010 at 8:17 pm | # | Reply

        I'm not a guy, man!

        • Freakazoid
          Freakazoid
          May 18, 2010 at 8:50 pm | # | Reply

          I'm not a man-boy!

          • jjjjjjimmy
            jjjjjjimmy
            June 17, 2010 at 12:28 pm | #

            I'm not a boy, dude!

  10. CANADA. land of baco
    CANADA. land of baco
    May 4, 2010 at 1:39 pm | # | Reply

    ahaha! you actually used ABOOT! I love you now (: I love your comic btw, it's amazing. I love how your style is so simple, but hilarious.

  11. //
    //
    August 10, 2010 at 10:33 am | # | Reply

    I just attribute my mysterious bruises to sailing… racing club 420s= permanent bruise-coloured skin on the shins, hips, forearms, calves, elbows, back, back of head, shoulders, knees, and thighs

  12. Ben
    Ben
    August 27, 2010 at 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    lol at the Canadian hockey player

  13. Eric Mesa
    Eric Mesa
    October 1, 2010 at 2:03 am | # | Reply

    Aboot! Oh Canadians…

  14. Kurt Sasso
    Kurt Sasso
    November 8, 2010 at 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    Actually in about a half step, the hypo-assassin would have already had his shirt pulled over his head and been pummeled by said Canadian hockey player until the refs broke it up. I mean every Canadian knows that, it's like a rule in the NHL.

  15. loveinfernal72
    loveinfernal72
    November 10, 2010 at 11:17 pm | # | Reply

    ahh, i can definitely relate to this one. recently walked into the doorjamb of my room, face first lol. i was looking the other way, and SMACK

  16. SCorinth
    SCorinth
    January 4, 2011 at 6:35 pm | # | Reply

    Bug werewolf totally made my day.

  17. BeautyThug
    BeautyThug
    January 18, 2011 at 6:24 pm | # | Reply

    The U always get me confused for a L & I lol >.<

    • BeautyThug
      BeautyThug
      January 18, 2011 at 6:24 pm | # | Reply

      *gets

  18. Ironica
    Ironica
    January 31, 2011 at 12:41 pm | # | Reply

    That's me, totally. Then I bang into something really hard and don't get a bruise at all. My husband's theory is that my bruises are predictive… if I have a bruise show up, that means that in a couple weeks I'll bump myself there.

  19. lythera
    lythera
    February 7, 2011 at 2:30 am | # | Reply

    Totaly that last one, except with me it's cuts.

  20. Kiba
    Kiba
    February 17, 2011 at 5:23 pm | # | Reply

    hey we doon't talk like that, eh?

  21. isthatSO
    isthatSO
    June 29, 2011 at 8:50 am | # | Reply

    Hahah, this ones SO true. Last frame, totally me.

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