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Newborns Suck

by Adam on June 11, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. Eric
    Eric
    June 10, 2010 at 6:09 pm | # | Reply

    Agreed wholeheartedly.

  2. PJ Grogan
    PJ Grogan
    June 10, 2010 at 6:17 pm | # | Reply

    comeon, it's what everyone is thinking but no one says out loud. Love the grumpy raisin.

  3. Blindy
    Blindy
    June 10, 2010 at 6:19 pm | # | Reply

    So true, especially panel 2!

  4. Twiggles
    Twiggles
    June 10, 2010 at 8:47 pm | # | Reply

    I bet the only ones not agreeing with this are the parents who seem to get some sort of beer goggles when their baby is born.

    • Blindy
      Blindy
      June 10, 2010 at 9:29 pm | # | Reply

      Either that or after a day in labor pains, they refuse to believe that it was all for something that ugly..

      • Mandy
        Mandy
        June 11, 2010 at 2:20 am | # | Reply

        And then the rest of us have to lie and tell them that their little meatloaf-faced baby is adorable. Society frowns upon telling parents that their children are god-awful ugly.

        • Mattrix
          Mattrix
          July 13, 2011 at 9:11 pm | # | Reply

          My friends weren’t too pleased with me when I told them their newborn looked like Kuato from Total Recall.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      June 11, 2010 at 12:14 pm | # | Reply

      Beer goggles sound like something that would be extremely useful… think about it! Every girl is hot, every guy looks like a wimp, and the ground never stops moving! XD

      • Tork
        Tork
        November 9, 2010 at 9:50 am | # | Reply

        truer words have never been said :)

  5. Droophoria
    Droophoria
    June 10, 2010 at 8:55 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 1 is totally me, my grumpy raisins are GAMERS! ya gotta teach em young!

  6. S
    S
    June 10, 2010 at 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    I spy a typo in panel 1. Babys? Really?

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 11, 2010 at 2:59 am | # | Reply

      You're right. My mistake. I'll fix it on my lunch break.

      You receive one gold star.

      • Adam
        Adam
        June 11, 2010 at 6:07 am | # | Reply

        There we go. All better.

  7. Hubcaps
    Hubcaps
    June 11, 2010 at 1:51 am | # | Reply

    As the father of the cartoonist (my first born) I could have drawn this one.

    • Jaimy
      Jaimy
      June 11, 2010 at 2:18 am | # | Reply

      Your son is very talented.

      • Raquel
        Raquel
        June 11, 2010 at 4:00 pm | # | Reply

        Hear hear!

        • insanitytea
          insanitytea
          November 21, 2010 at 4:19 am | # | Reply

          I second that opinion!

    • Beti
      Beti
      June 12, 2010 at 6:16 am | # | Reply

      Does he still look like a grumpy raisin though?

  8. Marrock
    Marrock
    June 11, 2010 at 1:53 am | # | Reply

    They are good for something though…

    A fun to make renewable food source!

    • Militant Bibliophile
      Militant Bibliophile
      June 11, 2010 at 3:07 am | # | Reply

      We need a SWIFT response to this MODEST PROPOSAL. You're not Irish, are you?

      • Smooth Dawg
        Smooth Dawg
        April 2, 2011 at 11:57 am | # | Reply

        Hah! I get it!

  9. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    June 11, 2010 at 2:17 am | # | Reply

    They say if you make a pregnant woman laugh hard enough, the baby will become a projectile and launch across the room.

  10. Militant Bibliophile
    Militant Bibliophile
    June 11, 2010 at 3:05 am | # | Reply

    I resent this. My daughter did NOT look like a grumpy raisin!

    More like the giant turtle from "Neverending Story," but with less sneezing…

  11. lauta55
    lauta55
    June 11, 2010 at 3:12 am | # | Reply

    agree!

  12. macro55
    macro55
    June 11, 2010 at 3:14 am | # | Reply

    nice!

  13. David
    David
    June 11, 2010 at 4:11 am | # | Reply

    I loved that Sir Poops-a-lot hit "I love big poops and I cannot lie." But his career really went down the toilet after that. (I guess I should have apologized for that joke in advance… sorry)

  14. nonanonymous
    nonanonymous
    June 11, 2010 at 4:17 am | # | Reply

    I love how whenever you see the baby it's on its side looking very blank.

    • insanitytea
      insanitytea
      November 21, 2010 at 4:21 am | # | Reply

      I know it's so cute right?

      atleast how Adam draws it…

  15. Maoman
    Maoman
    June 11, 2010 at 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    I do have a bit of a complaint… who the hell has garbage cans with metal thick enough to bounce off a bullet? >_<

    Roflmao

  16. Anii
    Anii
    June 11, 2010 at 2:04 pm | # | Reply

    @___@ WORD!

  17. Kelsey
    Kelsey
    June 11, 2010 at 6:26 pm | # | Reply

    Another great! It looks as though you're gaining quite the audience!

  18. MR. WIN
    MR. WIN
    June 11, 2010 at 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    Panel 1 is the funniest bug panel ever.

  19. Sharky
    Sharky
    June 11, 2010 at 9:00 pm | # | Reply

    hahahahaha!

    funny AND true!

  20. Fire Dancer
    Fire Dancer
    June 14, 2010 at 4:40 am | # | Reply

    yepperdoooooo pooooo poooo

  21. OHHAI
    OHHAI
    June 14, 2010 at 5:32 pm | # | Reply

    i dont get people who dont think babies arent cute! i am a 15 yr old boy and i think babies are too adorable! and i have heard that people think babies arent cute right as they are born, but i think they are!

  22. Calvin K
    Calvin K
    October 23, 2010 at 12:56 pm | # | Reply

    I almost peed myself when I read "Hark. Sir Poops-a-lot requests an audience."

    • insanitytea
      insanitytea
      November 21, 2010 at 4:23 am | # | Reply

      it's ok dude I don't think it was meant to be THAT funny!

      but it still is funny! as always

  23. Sir poops a lot
    Sir poops a lot
    January 28, 2011 at 8:28 am | # | Reply

    Panel 1=epic WIN!!

    • Dick
      Dick
      February 10, 2011 at 7:12 am | # | Reply

      got a surprise laugh out of panel one also

  24. JerksWithWhips
    JerksWithWhips
    February 18, 2011 at 5:21 pm | # | Reply

    Turns out babies are only good for one thing: To trade with a demon for a working internet server.

  25. Cari
    Cari
    April 29, 2011 at 11:56 am | # | Reply

    I actually have called my son Sir Poops-a-lot before I ever read this strip. Mostly I call him the Poopmeister.

  26. Azn
    Azn
    June 23, 2011 at 4:42 am | # | Reply

    The first panel with ‘Cover me’, is worthy of a comment. My first, hopefully not my last. I’ve been perusing your archives over the last couple of days. Thank you for not giving up on your dream.

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