Third panel: I wish I had disposable income. If I got married, I'd have to get a better job. In fact, I need to get a better job anyway. Full-time would be a great improvement.
Fourth panel: Yyyyyeah, this is definitely my feelings toward marriage. Maybe I'm just antisocial, though. However, I've had multiple people tell me to never get married.
describes the reality so well that i couldn't resist to the donate button. best comic ever. i think it's my 1st donation i've ever made. if it wasn't your comic, i would've had to actually work at the office haha
(i think my english sucks today, sorry about that)
i have to disagree with that last one, but thats probably cuz my girlfriend, whom i loved, broke up with me recently. anyone who says they'd rather be single than whipped has obviously never been whipped.
Or you could, y'know, not marry women who make you unhappy. That was the strategy I used, and it's worked pretty well so far. (5 years + 2 years engaged + 2 years dating/finishing college.)
You single men and your disposable incomes… Meh! The only toys you have to buy are for yourselves.
Second panel: yep, that's me
Third panel: I wish I had disposable income. If I got married, I'd have to get a better job. In fact, I need to get a better job anyway. Full-time would be a great improvement.
Fourth panel: Yyyyyeah, this is definitely my feelings toward marriage. Maybe I'm just antisocial, though. However, I've had multiple people tell me to never get married.
They also tend to be the ones buying talking sex dolls. Three if they're lucky.
One for the bedroom, one for the bathroom, and one for the kitchen. What more do you need?
Dinner.
Not what I need to see the day before I leave town to see the GF IRL for the first time =P
I'm 25, and this describes me =P
you probably should meet your GFs IRL before they are your GF from here on out.
Yup… Whistling is fun
If only 1 and 3 apply, your subject is in fact a college student.
Ain't that the truth!
Sometimes, in lamenting my single status, I forget all of the benefits of being single. Thanks for giving me some perspective.
Also works if you both hate kids. Mmmm combined disposable income: one each for the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen and hallway…
describes the reality so well that i couldn't resist to the donate button. best comic ever. i think it's my 1st donation i've ever made. if it wasn't your comic, i would've had to actually work at the office haha
(i think my english sucks today, sorry about that)
Man, wish I read this before marrying.
i have to disagree with that last one, but thats probably cuz my girlfriend, whom i loved, broke up with me recently. anyone who says they'd rather be single than whipped has obviously never been whipped.
whipped.
Or you could, y'know, not marry women who make you unhappy. That was the strategy I used, and it's worked pretty well so far. (5 years + 2 years engaged + 2 years dating/finishing college.)
Of course, 2 and 3 apply to gay male couples. Being gay has its advantages.
Hm, well I agree with the first two, every straight guy needs a girl at some point in his life. Maybe this is just because I'm a girl, but…
1. That's how I shop
2. I play COD everyday.
3. I'm happy being single.
So it's not just single MALES…
The man is the dapper, swingin' bachelor, whilst the single woman is the frumpy, frigid, man-repelling spinster. Assuming the middle-aged demographic.
Driving the cart is half the fun.
Well i am married and about to divorce and i approve this comic
LOL